Whimsical – 9/2 – My cousin is getting married today so I brought my scallion. It was a 4.5 hour drive and he was complaining about it the whole way there. We watched the “writing of the book” which is when two people are married islamically. It was a beautiful ceremony and was so fun. My cousin who was getting married couldn’t stop laughing because my other cousins and I kept making faces at him. Some little kid started biting my scallion which was pretty messed up so now he is missing one of his arms. We also had a celebration after at my uncle’s house in which we danced the night away. 

Satiric – 9/3 – I took my scallion with me to New York City, specifically Times Square, Central Park, and Manhattan. He had a great time there. He witnessed the meanest valet parking guy in the world. He witnessed a girl smoking crack on the sidewalk. He went down into the subway and jumped the turnstile. He participated in a rock climbing contest and took pictures of the Skyline in Central Park.