THE WHAT POST

Sorry, I tried to post about it earlier but the keyboard on my iPad broke so I am writing this on my iPhone. (iOS forever) And also, caution: if you are allergic to ridiculously strange injuries, then I recommend you skip this post.

 

I was in my English class. I was being dumb and chewing on my notebook. (But I am not naturally dumb: 3.1415926535) My English teacher Mrs. Haseltine was taking attendance. (Your Story Matters) When she called on Bart (Bart) something Unidentified happened. My lip started hurting badly. I was smart enough to hold my notebook in

place while I was oofing. (Roblox death sound reference, I really was just owing) At first Mrs. Haseltine thought I was being disruptive but then she realized I was in pain and sent me to the nurse. 5th shoutout to my escorts, Derpus and Corney (Too many links to blogs and I already gave their blog a link about 5 times) Mrs. Haseltine gave us a pass to go on the school elevator. (I have no idea why but I am not complaining) We were walking to the nurse when first lunch spilled out. Thankfully [Someone who might not want their name in public] was the only person that saw before I hid my notebook. I got into the nurses office and we explained to the nurse what happened. She thought it was the craziest thing she saw in her life. And I don’t blame her, you expect her to see someone walk in that turned into a McDonald’s french fry? I will now show a picture.

 

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Eventually Corney and Derpus had to go to Lunch and I waited for 9.7 billion hours. Eventually, my mom came to pick me up. She drove me to the emergency room with this question in her mind. How is she supposed to pick up my brother and his friend for their ‘play date’ when she was in the emergency room. My suggestion was that she should abandon me so when I am done I can play Monkey City. {Current standings:

First place: Derpus (Lvl 12)

Second place Me (Lvl 11)

Third place Corney (Lvl 5)

Inform me if I am wrong}

We decided that mom should stay because we would have enough time left. The doctors came in. First, they cut off my notebook (The spine was still stuck to my face), then, they numbed me, third, they pulled the spine out. I was good to go. Mom signed out or whatever grown ups do while I heard the wayfair ad. We left the hospital and went home. I then had to go to [Friend from the 3rd grade book post]’s house for a birthday party. And that will be the next post! But remember, the next few posts will be in a timeline.

 

|- Unknown: The Big Bang

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|- Monday: TORNADO

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|- FRIDAY: NOTEBOOK INJURY

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|- Friday: Zava Zone

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|- Saturday: Lake Anna

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|- Sunday: Piano Recital

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|- Doomsday: The End of The World

 

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE TORNADO

Dang! TheRandomDude posted about the tornado before I did. Oh well, at least I got the silver medal. Now for the post:

 

I was writing The Terrarian. “Henry we need to go to swimming lessons!” I dragged myself to the car and slipped myself into my seat. We just got past the busy street (I will not tell you what it is called) and I heard beep beep beeps. If I brought my phone I would have known what it wasn’t tornado warning.

My parents refused to tell me until I found out at swimming. They didn’t tell me because I only just recovered from the tornado in 5th grade. It legendary scarred me. So I went in there and did swimming just like ‘normal’ until everyone screamed. “Everyone out!!!” Blasted through my ears. I swam out of the pool and went into the changing area. Derpus told me that he had nachos or something when he was at golf? I had to stand in a room with random people change for 20 minutes. They eventually let us out after the sky went from Batman colors to casual thunderstorm colors. I drove home like normal.

 

THE END

 

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

SORRY

I have completely run out of content. I need ideas. I only have half a vote for the stories category. I might just do it anyway if I don’t get any votes by the 25th. The good news that I will give is that I am 100% back into The Terrarian. I will do the next post when I get to pg. 35 and I am on page 30. There is nothing interesting going on. Oh yeah! There was a three hour SOL today. I am going to talk about that.

 

We made it to school. I went to the gym just as normal. When they let us out of the holding area I went to my locker. I went to band as normal but I could only bring a book and a pencil. They did attendance and let me go to our testing area. My testing area was in Derpus’s history teachers room. She gave us the 5 hour lecture on how to open a laptop. We typed in our password which was as random as dudh8264hdhrheibd83647393837jdjdkdhfh8274837364. We started the reading SOL. I finished the test about two hours later. Giving me a FULL hour to read. I’m glad I got that time, without it I would never have known that Eryn and Nick are special people. But then we did the second half of the day normally. Then we went home and played Super Mario Odyssey. (Five stars to that game) The end of part one.

 

STAY TUNED FOR THE SOLS RETURN: THE MATH ATTACK

 

I also remembered there was a TORNADO at swimming yesterday. Another post! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

AMONG THE WAITING

Among the Hidden, Among the Imposters, Among the Betrayed, that is all I read from the shadow children series. Just because I mentioned it I have to say the author. Haddix. (It says it right on the front of the cover)

But look at the book in the picture! That is not Among the Barons! Why don’t I just hop to the next book! I have an answer for you, remember this guy:

 

CORNEY’S BLOG

 

Go to his blog and ask him. He is currently reading Among the Betrayed and is not letting me read Among the Barons until he finish it. I want to just slap him across the face but I am a soft hamster. Respect Corney though and respect Luke Garner. Now for a summary of a series just because: The world is run by bad people and they said you can only have two children and if you don’t you get slaughtered. Luke Garner is a 1500th child (I mean 3rd) who is hidden. Read it now it is good.

 

-Henry 2018

 

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE NEW CATAGORY

∼…Then, Mr. Floss got up Mt. Floss. He flossed in excitement after defeating Mr. Moonwalk…

 

That could actually be some of a potential post.

 

THE TACO SQUAD PART MMMM

December 13 8573

 

That is actually how I do my posts. I write the title in all caps and write the date under it.

There, now that we got that out of the way, let’s get into the post, I am introducing a new category, it is called STORIES. It is your decision though. Do you want me to tell stories of Mr. Floss and Fugumonkeyhappymcdonaldlickingmyelbowandiwantsaladfortherestofmylife man. It will be interesting. But I want to see answers if you want my stories. They will have time travel in them and stuff. But I am going to take the fat person Poem and continue it into the story if you want it. So I will introduce it if three people want it and nobody doesn’t, Be honest. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

MY BLOG WILL DIE IN A MONTH

It really is sad. At the end of the school year our blog will never have a new post again. I don’t like that. There must be a way to save this blog. I never use emojis during posts except if someone comments an emoji so here is a sad face. ): Now  pretend it is surrounded by a yellow circle. My blog will be canceled on June 6, one month from now. I am now going to cry in the corner.

 

Just kidding! We need ways to save my blog! Let’s brainstorm. Ok, this is what I came up with:

 

What we need:

Balloons

A cardboard box

A fish bowl

A phone

A McDonalds

A needle

An impulse grenade

String

 

What you need to do:

Tie a cardboard box together with string

Then, put your phone in your pocket

After that, put on your fishbowl on your head

Next, tie balloons to your creation

You should fly to space

When you are hungry order McDonalds

You should fly into a wormhole

Now you are in the past

Use the needle to pop the balloons

You should fall to earth

Throw your impulse grenade

Now you use the phone to update your blog

There, just repeat that every time you get to June

 

Cons:

There is no gravity in space

A fish bowl might not protect you

You probably won’t go through a wormhole

If there is space gravity you might not fall to earth

I don’t think 10 balloons will lift a McDonalds

 

So yeah, best plan in the world! Now I will ask Derpus about it.

 

“Our blogs won’t die in a month.”

 

He is right, they will go in 32 days. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE FORTNITE STORY

This is a true story, Keep in mind that we are noobs, and enjoy the show!

 

Ring! Yelled my iPad. Derpus was calling me. He asked if I wanted to play fortnite and said “No, I want to play McDonald’s role play” (Just kidding) I got on the server and got the squad ready. “Where we dropping boys!” I yelled over the mic. I didn’t listen to Derpus’s and his brother’s ideas because I knew we would land at tilted towers. (Yes, Dusty Depot sacrifices itself, now it is 50 times cooler)

 

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We launched off the battle bus and landed on random buildings (Not together) I looted the house I was in. (Surprisingly, nobody was in the house even though we were in TILTED TOWERS) I heard a chest so I naturally went towards it. When I was right in front of the door I heard it get looted. I knew it was someone so I blasted through the door and attacked him. I shot him with a tactical a few times but it did nothing! I knew I was standing in front of a hacker. He threw sticky grenades at me but they did nothing. I then noticed I reunited with Derpus. We got out our farthest range gun and sniped from the balcony. We got 0 kills because the lack of noobier noobs running through the street. Eventually, someone sniped Derpus when he was crouching. Which he thought was insane.

 

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We eventually abandoned the building and went to the one Derpus’s brother was in. But then we came in contact with someone with an… RPG! (Dun dun duuuun) Derpus’s brother was well out of the house. He was attacking the attacker. I was at 7 health with no shield or bandages so I was hiding behind an electric thing. The attacker I am going to call John Wick (I don’t know what skin it is and nobody has the Omega yet so I will call him John Wick) missed Derpus but hit me. I was on the floor. We still had hope. When Derpus was sniped I healed him so if he returned the favor I would have hope. But then they both died so I was left on the floor. The rest of the John squad came and finished me off. Then I knew to always land at Tilted Towers. THE END! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

PLEASE POST

There are 4 blogs I read. They are awesome blogs, I think they should have more people reading them. They are listed below

 

DERPUS’S BLOG

 

THE RANDOM DUDE’S BLOG

 

CORNEY’S BLOG

 

BART’S BLOG

 

The blogs are really creative and should be more popular than Logan Paul. Derpus is my friend in real life and so is Corney, During March TheRandomDude was the only person who commented, and Bart is REALY funny. But there is one problem. They don’t post occasionally. Bart, Derpus, and Corney are good, but TheRandomDude hasn’t posted since April 13. I am not saying there blogs are bad I’m just saying they need more content. Derpus spent half a month without posting before and the other 3 took about that long sometimes too.

I will say this pi times

 

There blog is awesome

There blog is awesome

There blog is awesome

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They just need to post more often. It might just be family issues or something but if they just forgot about there blog, I want there moms to read this and remind them that there is 7.4 billion people waiting for them to post. But remember, there blogs are awesome and there are no downside to video games!

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE TO VIDEO GAMES

I know on my page it said I will blog every day right? But I changed my mind. Blogging every day is overwhelming. I will edit my page after this post goes live. But the purpose of this post is about my outro: There is no downside to video games! I got a recommendation to write a post about my outro.

And it is 100% accurate. I am an example. I play video games all the time and I get straight As on my report card. (Not to brag) so it is confirmed that it doesn’t affect your grades unless you are addicted and are always thinking about it. Also, video games don’t affect your health. As long as you get exercise then it is the same as doing other activities inside.

But now for the thing you have been waiting for. The only downside to video games. Drum roll please… And the reason is… it is nine extra words to a blog post. That is it. Video games are the completely awesome unless of you get addicted. But I have to say, ever since I did the blog takeover post on sharing our notebooks, I have been getting a lot of comments on my outro. But remember, there is no downside to video games! And that is confirmed.

NO MORE EVENTS

There is no more events, during the most of February we were going down the THANK YOU DERPUS post. Then in March we did the SOL challenge, and then came the poetry challenge in April. But now we are FINALLY back to normal blogging. I even took a one day break.

Now you can enjoy normal blogging from me FOR ONCE! But this post is short. I need to produce more content then this! But there is not much interesting things going on other than May the 4th be with you. I have something to tell you though, from my birthday post, my Dad did NOTHING wrong. That was the 2nd time he crashed EVER and the first one was in his late teens. (Around 16 or 17 or 3.1415926) So he is a good person and is very successful. Make sure you keep your old opinion of him. But now that that’s out of the way, let’s do THE FAT PERSON POEM!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE FAT PERSON AND THE PERSON

He grabbed his trusty Terra blade
And went to Walmart
“I would like a foam sword” The fat person asked
“That would be one Terra blade” Responded the cashier
They made the trade
The fat person went home to get ready

AND NOW

The fat person crashed out of his house
Covered in toy supplies
Now all he needed was a food source
He went to McDonalds
The fat person ordered Trillions of Big Macs
He spent three trillion dollars
He was ready
The fat person had to find Dr. Dienfosneideidmeodmdoyouknowdewae
So he found a base the size of a planet
It read “not Dr. Dienfosneideidmeodmdoyouknowdewae’s base
The fat person knew that was not his destination
Then next to it he saw a floating shack in space
The fat person was certain that was it
He thanked Google Universe
He ran towards NASA
But he got on a crane
Because he almost had no legs
But he made it to NASA
They were going to launch to Mars
Once the fat person got on he saw a sight
The fat person from the past getting on

TO BE CONTINUED

But remember, there is no downside to video games!