Category: POEMS

There is no more events, during the most of February we were going down the THANK YOU DERPUS post. Then in March we did the SOL challenge, and then came the poetry challenge in April. But now we are FINALLY back to normal blogging. I even took a one day break.

Now you can enjoy normal blogging from me FOR ONCE! But this post is short. I need to produce more content then this! But there is not much interesting things going on other than May the 4th be with you. I have something to tell you though, from my birthday post, my Dad did NOTHING wrong. That was the 2nd time he crashed EVER and the first one was in his late teens. (Around 16 or 17 or 3.1415926) So he is a good person and is very successful. Make sure you keep your old opinion of him. But now that that’s out of the way, let’s do THE FAT PERSON POEM!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE FAT PERSON AND THE PERSON

He grabbed his trusty Terra blade
And went to Walmart
“I would like a foam sword” The fat person asked
“That would be one Terra blade” Responded the cashier
They made the trade
The fat person went home to get ready

AND NOW

The fat person crashed out of his house
Covered in toy supplies
Now all he needed was a food source
He went to McDonalds
The fat person ordered Trillions of Big Macs
He spent three trillion dollars
He was ready
The fat person had to find Dr. Dienfosneideidmeodmdoyouknowdewae
So he found a base the size of a planet
It read “not Dr. Dienfosneideidmeodmdoyouknowdewae’s base
The fat person knew that was not his destination
Then next to it he saw a floating shack in space
The fat person was certain that was it
He thanked Google Universe
He ran towards NASA
But he got on a crane
Because he almost had no legs
But he made it to NASA
They were going to launch to Mars
Once the fat person got on he saw a sight
The fat person from the past getting on

TO BE CONTINUED

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

Back to normal blog posts again! But we need to do one more poem.

I am a haiku
A fat dumb boring haiku
I am it’s big end

The end, now all I have to do is put this in the poetry category and I would be good.

Yes, the Terrarian. I have just gotten back into it. I took a LONG break from it to work on my Hello Neighbor Remix (Even though my brother finds it boring) But expect them to resume in May. Also, I’m sorry I left you on a cliffhanger and THEN took my break. It WILL resume, I assure you. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

I wanted to do this since I did the other blackout poem. One on my blog posts! This will be fun!

Okay, first I need to select a post.

Now I will transform it into this:

It doesn’t make any sense, but remember, there is no downside to video games! (And I also realized I didn’t end that post with my special ending, I better fix that)

This is a big fat lie
This is not a true haiku
Right there was the lie

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

 

 

The fat person went to Taco Bell
He asked for 90 mega tacos
But he knew the cashier from 2018
“OMG OMG
Your name is the person”
He said
“What would you like” The person asked
“I want 90 MORE mega tacos!” The fat person yelled
“I have been possessed by Dr. Dienfosneideidmeodmdoyouknowdewae”
Said the person
The fat person ran out the door
He knew what had to be done
He had to save the person again
He rushed out the door
He grabbed his trusty Terra blade
And went to Walmart
“I would like a foam sword” The fat person asked
“That would be one Terra blade” Responded the cashier
They made the trade
The fat person went home to get ready

TO BE CONTINUED

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

I wrote a new kind of poetry, it is called BLACKOUT POETRY! This was my poem.

Since it is scientifically impossible to read it I will recreate it.

An organization that enjoy butchering loggers arrested Grant for science.

If you didn’t know, I took a book page and blacked out most of the words except a few to make that poem. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

This week is my mom’s birthday, (I will not tell you the date) so I will write a poem for her! Let’s start!

I love my mom
She cares for me
I don’t know what I would do
Without her

Remember, there is no downside to video games!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON

So they went through the loophole
And went back to the Milky Way
They entered earth
They went to Louisiana for some reason
And they saw a truck being chased by the police

AND NOW

“We need to hide now!” Screamed the fat person
“Why?” Asked the person
“Because there would be a paradox!” Responded the fat person
They hid in a trash can
The fat person from the past saw a bulging trash can
They just rode past
“That was awesome!” Said the person
“Let’s go to McDonalds” Stated the fat person
They all went to McDonalds
“There are the bad guys!” Screamed the cash register
There was a stunned silence
They forgot they stole a computer
“I’ll give you a taco” Bribed the fat person
“Okay, you are good guys now.” Quickly said the cash register
“I will give you one billion Big Macs” He continued
The person had one Big Mac
[And the fat person had nine hundred ninety nine million, nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine Big Macs] (You know my made up rule)
Then they went home to play there favrote video game, Lego Dora

THE END

Or is it the end, I can’t wait for the sequel! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

What will this poem become
Maybe it will be strait up dumb
I am jotting down stuff in my head
Absolutely anything it has said

I learned to floss yesterday
All of you guys better scream Yay!
Now I need to end my post
Remember kids, eat your toast

That was a weird ending, but remember, there is no downside to video games!

It is majestic
It is the haiku of truth
It has no purpose

But remember, there is no downside to video games!