How to be a successful blogger

Step one: So you are a blogger and you want to get a lot of comments. The first thing you want to do is pick the most controversial topic you could possibly ever think of. Try to induce debating and lots of comments a successful blog post is half writing and half picking the best…

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Surviving the apocalypse with a friend

Right now I am in the basement hiding from the GIGANTIC storm that is going on in the area. I have my computer and all of my toys, ready to fight the storm to come. I honestly don’t know what a plastic katana is going to do to a storm but I’ll try as hard…

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An order at Subway

This was the telephone poem I created with Lookbacker395 from the blog a reminder of wonder. This is not a conventional telephone poem. Instead of the numbers saying how many words you can use each line, the number dictate how many syllables you can use each line, so here is our poem. An order at…

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Back in the game

This is the first time I’m blogging in a long time so it feels pretty weird but I hope I’ll get over it soon. Anyway, I used to be a proficient blogger and I completely finished the March blogging challenge, but then I took a break for the entire month of April but now I’m…

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I don’t like rhyming poems

I really hate rhyming poems When someone rhymes I want to throw em There is no room for description It makes reading them seem like decryption   A poem should arouse your emotions Not talk about lotion with devotion A poem restricts your choice of words Makes the description seem quite blurred   Name one…

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Poetry friday

Yesterday, our attendance question was poetry is… Upon collecting the answers we created a found poem on them, this was mine. Poetry is fun in its own way It’s like a waterfall, the ideas flow and ripple A form of expression An escape Like a road, sometimes it goes straight, sometimes it turns Rhythmic Like…

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A poem from a long time ago:

When I was in fourth grade I was struck by a sudden inspiration to write a poem, I tried writing a rhyming poem but it didn’t work out, so I wrote this free verse poem about the eagle: With a great wave of its feathery wings, The eagle flies off with its talons outward and…

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I got a shoutout!

I’ve been meaning to post this for a while now but I got sidetracked whenever I thought about it. First my computer battery died during Virginia beach, and then when I got back I took a break from blogging because I finished the blogging challenge. Now let me tell you the big news. I got…

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IP A Haiku for Virginia beach

Last Thursday I went to Virginia beach. This is a poem, specifically a haiku describing one of the many things I saw there. Waves: Wind pushing the waves Crashing across sandy shores A marvelous sight

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SOL: The Last Day

Today is actually my last full day in my virginia beach trip. Now you may be thinking, “His last day? Does that mean he only spent two days on his trip? How lame.” I can assure you that this is not the case. We got here on Thursday but I had already posted and was…

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