Poor Baby…..NEVERMIND!

I was sitting in my bed when I thought,  “ Why don’t I take a short nap?” and dozed off…..

 Tom: Hi! Welcome to New York City! Here, you will find that babies have taken over.

 Me: Uh..Hi. What do you mean “Babies have taken over”?

 Tom: Well, when a baby grows up to about 2 years, they spawn a new baby and well, the old one goes Bye Bye.

 Me: Oh my! That’s just horrible!

 Tom: It is the circle of life. Wait, what’s a circle, again? Or was it a square?

 Me: Calm down, it’s circle. Anyways, what’s your name?

 Tom: T-O……M! TOM! YAY!! I got it!

 Me: Wow uh…. Ok. Well, Tom? Where should I go first?

 Tom: Oooooh! Go to Times Square or circle or whatever it is.

 Me: Ok. *Tries to move. Can’t because I haven’t learned to walk yet.*

 Tom: Oh yeah. One more thing before you go. You can’t move.

 Me: Well, then how will I get to Times Square?

 Tom: That’s easy! LEARN!

 Me: Ok, What’s the first step?

 Tom: This!

*I get hit by a train, then wakes up*

Well, that was one beautiful day in New York City!

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