“Hurry up” my mom yelled at me from the ship. At this point I was wistful. How was I supposed to know it was illegal  to paint wrinkled mushrooms mahogany on mondays. My mom agreed that it was a silly rule, but we had to get out of town. She bought a literal pirate ship with about 20 oars. I found it a little excessive. “What did I say, hurry up girl!” I was brought back to reality, oh right, I have to go. I quickly ran to the boat and dramatically looked back at land.

Thanks for reading. This was a completely random and humorous story, but I hoped you enjoyed it. Comment down the craziest thing you have ever read.

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