Category: SOL

The posts here are part of the Slice of Life challange. (There will only be 31 of them this year)

BREAKING NEWS: A STUPID KINDERGARDENER ENDED UP MAKING THE BLOG OG ALL BLOGS!

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Welcome to the post about my early years, in kindergarten! It was a year about me being completely stupid and NEVER understood stuff. This post might not all be true because my memory of 5th grade is bright but my memory of kindergarten is not. Here is my story: Mom told me that I am going to a school with a labrador as the mascot. I didn’t understand so I thought I would be going to a school full of dogs.

I then played with legos despite I didn’t know how to build anything. I built a house that was always breaking apart. My brother who was currently in pre school had a suggestion: wHY d0n+ yoU m4K3 sUmF1NG WilLiE sM4lL, d3N 1t WoNT F4LL APaRt. Even then I screamed NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

I did my awkward daily schedule and soon enough came the first day at Anti Henry Organization- I mean Elementary School! I still don’t remember what my mom really said but it sounded to me like sit next to Derpus. So I sat right next to Derpus. I was glad I interpreted it like that because without it I would be playing Fortnite Duo with him! I will add a part II to this probably but I have a mission for you, comment ideas for my book once I post my first post about it! I also need you to remember 2 things. Keep the ideas Terraria like so I CAN implement them, and the other thing is: There is no downside to video games!

AVACADO VS UNDEAD

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I have been posting about this game every time I post about The Vacation series. But I recently got back into the game recently. It is PVZ 2 (Plants Vs Zombies 2) So this is what happened: Will told me there was an update to this game recently so I went to the lost city of THE APP STORE! I updated the game I was going to update and saw the PVZ UPDATE I read the description of it and it said “The first major update of the game since the release…” I pressed the update button. After I played An hour of the Battelz mode, I checked on my level. I WAS 10 LEVELS AWAY FROM BEATING THE GAME!

I now BEAT THE GAME but there is one thing stopping me, it isn’t like anyone else in my school LIKES the game! It is just not very cool in my grade. I mean, we can like what we want without anyone commenting on it. (Actually, comment whatever you like, I need them) So try to not make fun of me and DON’T LEAVE MY BLOG! I PLAY FORTNITE TOO! So even if it is a game like this, there is no downside to video games!

PART IV OF THE VACATION

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BAM! I woke up at 2:00, And I was in the town from part II. We were FINALLY here. I was back in Wyoming. (Before I was in South Dakota) I had memories from the trip back. I was looking out the window. (And this trip was only 2 months from April, where THE TORNADO from the TORNADO + 5TH GRADE = I’M DONE) We had a chance to be driving right across the edge of tornado alley. Then came the chance of this guy.

Those puffy clouds turned into obese cumulonimbus clouds and HUGE amounts of rain MAKING OUR RV SWERVE AROUND THE ROAD! We thought we got hit hard but RIGHT AHEAD there was a TON of Precipitation. Also, mom said there was a “chance” of “light rain” ahead and later told me she was getting TORNADO WARNINGS! But since our RV was freaking out we went a “long cut.” It was like that for what seemed like an hour and eventually we emerged from the supercell. I love new memories! I wanted to put the other part in yellowstone in here but this is getting too long. I will probably make THE VACATION, PART IV PART II!

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

OKAY, IM OUT

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Today in school there was a walkout to honor the 17 people who were killed in Florida. It was so weird! Right when everyone left Mr. [Teacher’s] class I knew I HAD to write a post about it. So this is my experience: I was writing yesterday’s blog post (I AM ON A CAMPSITE) and my mom said to come downstairs.

Mrs. [Principal] said to not go on a walkout and I had NO IDEA what that was. She told me that it was when people just leave school. I was convinced not to do it so I obviously didn’t. I then went back to posting my AMAZING POST!

The next day, I was in science and while me and Spooder pig (His Blog) Where doing a science project, someone was screaming ONE MINUTE WARNING, ONE MINUTE WARNING! And me and Spooder Pig were nowhere near finishing our project. Then one minute later, Mr. [Teacher] was telling people that there is the walkout and everyone left. I asked what was going on and it was about yesterday’s email. I couldn’t believe that every time I hear about the murder In Florida it always got more intense. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

I WENT TO A CAMPSITE

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Okay, it is time for THE VACATION Part III. BAM I woke up staring at the ceiling (Or RV roof, WHAT IS IT CALLED) I realized I was the first one up so I checked out the campsite before my brother could wreck it. I put on my tight shoes and stepped into the grass.

It looked amazing! Like we went somewhere that is not the town center! I saw 357864354734574574652457654 other RV’s parked side by side. I went back in to play (Drumroll) Plants Vs Zombies! (Yay!) Eventually, the rest of my family (I mean the world) woke up. They were not used to the 2 hour difference but I could get used to living on mars without protective gear. (But no collar shirts)

We walked around the campsite and when we wanted breakfast we had PANCAKES! At a PANCAKE TENT! We had that for breakfast the rest of the campsite section of the trip. Later, after all these campsite activities, we went to MOUNT RUSHMORE

It looked smaller than I imagined but somehow bigger at the same time! We went to the campsite to do more stuff. Then we made a fire and COOKED SAUSAGES! Then we practically did the same stuff the next day. And then we had to leave the campsite. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

I ALMOST FOUND DE WAE

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I almost found de wae today. I couldn’t believe my neighborhood said no to me. My plan was to go around all the big roads I was not aloud to go across. I then realised my neighborhood was surrounded by highways (I was riding my bike by the way) Also, it took SO LONG that my dad rode his bike up to me. He thought I was trying to run away so he TRACKED me on my g1sM0 G4Dg3t.

It was so disappointing! My house is surrounded by overloaded highways, so I am trapped! I came home to write this post but my fingers were moving SO SLOWLY! It was SO COLD! and the reason I was riding my bike was because I lost electronics for not joining my sister on R0bl0x. I mean, she was playing h1GH SK0ol PR1NS3sS SiMUL4T3r, so it is not like I wouldn’t rather just write my book.

My dad said there was tunnels under the road but I don’t know how to get there. The only tunnel under the road I know how to get to you have to cross a highway to get there but that defeats the purpose. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE END OF THE 5TH GRADE SERIES

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Yup, it ended. The series of 5th grade is already over. DON’T WORRY I AM NOT DEAD YET! I just don’t know what else to say. So there is only one series left and it is the one out west. And it should last longer than the 5th grade one because it is 2 WEEKS! (And the getting there days) And so far we are on day 4! So we have exactly 4 left.

So there is also a series I will start by the end of march. Every time I get 10 comments I will read them and respond to them. You also know I will update you on my super breath taking, Terraria story. But I cannot just have a post about that because it has to be about my life. So I will talk about recent times. Like my deadly sore throat of doomsday. I cannot have good nights sleep under my rock. I cannot live like that! There is no way you can either. My brother said it does not hurt so I gave him a FIRE ROAST! (Okay, I just said he was dumb and he was a liar)

So if you are not dying of “Neck Disease” There is no downside to video games!

WELCOME TO WYOMING, IT IS BETTER THAN HOME WHERE YOU LOSE VIDEO GAMES

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Welcome to part II of the series! Today I will be talking about the LONG drive in a camper. Yup, that’s right, A CAMPER! So I will talk about that soon enough. I bet you all are dying to hear the rest of the story so here it is: (Why is that how I intro my post EVERY SINGLE TIME) So the plane crashes into a mountain and ricochets to the nearby airport. Once we evacuate, we walk in relieved that we survived (Well, we didn’t crash, that was for your entertainment (: )

When we got into the airport we waited for 34983394839857204357 years, and a taxi came. I got on the expensive looking bus and drove to the small town. Eventually, we found our way to the RV rental area. “Hello, Blah blah I forgot” Said the owner. “Blah blah blah I also forgot” Said my parents. Then after a long talk and a bag of cheese its we got ourselves a rented RV. Once we got in we all said WOW A CAR THAT IS MORE THAN 1X2 METERS! After a small tour of the weird gadgets. We got in and started to fill it up with fuel. As you might have guessed, it needed a TON of fuel. So after 15 minutes waiting for the overweight RV to get full on fuel, we managed to get on the road. Once we left the town we couldn’t play video games because mom wanted us to look out the window, and I was fine with that.

These mountains where MUCH cooler that the small Apalations! But soon we drove past them in my amazing seat with a table. (Except I was next to my brother who has the manners of a kindergartener) I couldn’t play video games and we rolled into an area similar to the great plains.

Eventually, Mom looked outside and regranted us video games. So we played video games into the night. (I played PVZ, my brother played geometry dash LITE, and my sister played minecraft) Later, it was 10 PM and mom told us to sleep. So we slept on our beds. (I slept in the extra bed because my bed wasn’t safe for driving. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE TRAMPOLENE OF TRUTH

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On a special Friday, I was in my room playing Terraria. All that wasn’t average was the wind was at the CRAZY TORNADO LEVEL

But it wasn’t even raining! No chance of a tornado, only a chance of meatballs. I just Moon Lorded away. (BRW Derpus posted about the wind, so I have the link to his blog on the DERPUS’S BLOG page as you might notice) I eventually read Derpuses blog and on the SAME DAY I saw a WHOLE TRAMPOLENE nudged in the trees.

It was SO FUNNY!!! It looked like it was set there so someone could make a VINE! It was also funny because I saw it WHEN I WAS TALKING TO DERPUS ABOUT THE POST ITSELF!!!!! We FINALLY saw something vine worthy after years and years! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

HENRY [DERPUS] AND [IDK IF HE WANTS TO BE ON MY BLOG] VS MR [PROFANITY] MAN

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Then, Henry ran to the prune juice store bought a bunch of it then went to Mr. [Profanity] man and he [Cracked] so much he exploded. Do you like that sentence in the story? I wrote it when I was in my h4 Ha 1 LIk3 mY [end] (You will see TONS of brackets in this post, too many you know what’s) stage. So in 3rd grade I thought it was a good idea to make tons of stories that lack logic and have too many “things”

(BTW I just started the book on the right today and I am going to post about my progression. every 15 pages I write is a post about 10) But the book on the LEFT is the 3rd grade books. COMPARE THEM! As you can see, one of them is made out of construction paper and has a [End] And the other has amazing artwork and an interesting title. While the other has the title The evel urinis (Uranus) with HENRY [THE KID WHO I DON’T KNOW IF HE WANTS TO BE ON MY BLOG] and [DERPUS] vs inapropreat BOY (Note: I kept spelling errors from the actual title) The plot was me, [I will just call the kid who I don’t know if he wants to be on my blog child 23873293728432943824239423889789243983494509237], and [Derpus] had a 5 year “play date.” but then we fought [End] related monsters and people. And we always ended on top. It was a weird way of “humor” but I LOVE re-reading them. I cannot believe that only 3 years ago I was laughing at [You knows] Instead of vines and memes. But like always, there is no downside to video games!