THE SUPER SCI-FI POEM ABOUT A PERSON AND A FAT PERAON PART VIII

PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON

So they went through the loophole
And went back to the Milky Way
They entered earth
They went to Louisiana for some reason
And they saw a truck being chased by the police

AND NOW

“We need to hide now!” Screamed the fat person
“Why?” Asked the person
“Because there would be a paradox!” Responded the fat person
They hid in a trash can
The fat person from the past saw a bulging trash can
They just rode past
“That was awesome!” Said the person
“Let’s go to McDonalds” Stated the fat person
They all went to McDonalds
“There are the bad guys!” Screamed the cash register
There was a stunned silence
They forgot they stole a computer
“I’ll give you a taco” Bribed the fat person
“Okay, you are good guys now.” Quickly said the cash register
“I will give you one billion Big Macs” He continued
The person had one Big Mac
[And the fat person had nine hundred ninety nine million, nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine Big Macs] (You know my made up rule)
Then they went home to play there favrote video game, Lego Dora

THE END

Or is it the end, I can’t wait for the sequel! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

WHAT WILL THIS POEM BECOME?

What will this poem become
Maybe it will be strait up dumb
I am jotting down stuff in my head
Absolutely anything it has said

I learned to floss yesterday
All of you guys better scream Yay!
Now I need to end my post
Remember kids, eat your toast

That was a weird ending, but remember, there is no downside to video games!

HOW TO MAKE AN UNINTENDED HORROR GAME

This is quite a random post, but I had to share my wisdom.

HOW TO MAKE AN UNINTENDED HORROR GAME

1. Gather lots and lots of paper
2. Get scissors and a pencil
3. Think of a story of someone getting locked in some creepy guys house
4. Make items out of paper to make the protagonist escape
5. Also make items out of paper to make the creepy guy catch the protagonist
6. Play

If you have two people (Including you) have one be the creepy guy and one be the protagonist

If you have three people (Including you) have one be the creepy guy and have two protagonists

If you have four people (Including you) have two creepy guys and two protagonists

AND SO ON!

This is my story that I made:

CHAPTER ONE

I am invited to this party at 666. It is a weird address but I guess that is just luck. I walk inside and the door locks behind me. I slowly recognize the house. It was the house of the creepy guy who kidnaps children. I knew I was the victim. I heard talking downstairs. I saw a slot for a keycard. “This is going to be harder than I thought.” I mumbled to myself. I searched the house for the keycard. Sure enough it was under the sofa. I picked it up and put it in the slot. Now I could go into the basement. I slowly creeped down the steps. I saw the person having a meeting with creepy guys. I peeked at his desk. There was plans to launch toxic gas. But right then he peeked at me. He plunged at me and put me in a cell.

CHAPTER TWO

I woke up in a dusty prison cell. I could reach out and type in a code. I had to find anything to help me escape the cell. After a minute of searching I found a piece of paper. It read:

86394

I reached out at the password and typed in the code. I was free. I looked at the meeting area. There was nobody there, meaning the creepy guy was patrolling the house. I snuck to the stairs. I needed another keycard. I was searching for the card when I heard someone coming down the stairs. I rushed over to the closet, listening to my speedy heartbeat. After a minute the creepy guy left. I continued my search to find a keycard. I put it in the slot and I could enter the upper floor.

CHAPTER THREE

I opened up to the next floor. I wanted to access all the floors so I found the keycard for the upstairs. I entered the keycard to explore the upper floor. While I was exploring, I found a scrap of paper with another code.

Safe password:

148507

(That is not my real combination so don’t even try) I remembered a safe in one of the abandoned rooms. I tried the password revealing a note. I heard the guy coming so I hid under the bed. I read the note.

I have been hiding under the beds and closets. I hope nobody ever has to live through my pain and is forced to stay in this crazy man’s home. If you are stuck in here, then this is where I hid my stuff, in the envelope labeled NZ.

I remember seeing an envelope on the kitchen counter. I picked it up and went under the bed. I decided to put everything I find up here and put it under the bed. I opened the envelope and saw a key and a weird ritual. I picked it up in amazement. But then I dropped it.

That is all I am going to give you in fear of you copying my entire story. But if you want me to continue in a future post then comment. (Speaking of that I need some more) But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON PART VII

PREVIOUSLY ON THE FAT PERSON AND THE PERSON

“Wait sir…” Said the guard
“What” asked the other guard
“He was the kid who wrote The Blog of All Blogs
the blog we worship” responded the guard
There was a stunned silence

AND NOW

The entire prison shook
There was mayhem
But the fat person still needed to find the person
He saw him running in circles
There was an announcement
It said the whole galaxy was going to explode
The person grabbed the fat person
And got in the only escape pod
They saw the Milky Way galaxy explode
They were the only life forms left in the universe
They saw a nearby galaxy
It was a false alarm
It was the other side of the universe
They saw the universe leave behind them
Just then the fat person had a plan
“Hey, let’s get a time machine for no reason” Said the fat person
“Yeah, we don’t have enough sci-fi yet” responded the person
“But how will we find the time machine” Said the person
“Maybe that random loop hole in the middle of space” Said the fat person
“Okay” Said the person
So they went through the loophole
And went back to the Milky Way
They entered earth
They went to Louisiana for some reason
And they saw a truck being chased by the police

TO BE CONTINUED

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE TERRARIAN IS COMMING

The first thing I want to talk about is that I won’t put beautiful pictures at the top of every post. It takes too long and WHO NEEDS PICTURES I BURNED ALL MY PICTURES AND I’M STILL ALIVE! Now let’s move to the actual blog post.

I have important business I need to talk to you about. If you remember, there was the amazing book called THE TERRARIAN! And no, I STILL am not going to post the next part. I mean, I will eventually but not now. But here is a 2.5th post.

THE TERRARIAN

A spectacular story
It delivers you glory
It is a hobby
I will randomly say dobby

I’m only on page twenty seven
It is equivalent to heaven
I need to end this
I think my story is an idea abiss

There, I hope you thought it was at least half decent. And there is no downside to video games!

EYE AM KNOT DUMB

Yes, if you are reading this you may think I am an idiot because it is not may yet and my blog is back to normal. But that is not the case. I know I might be dumb but I just decided that if I change my blog it should only be for a day. So since it is the 19th, it is back to the beautiful style we all know and love. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s do some poetry!

 

A SMALL BIT OF A REVERSAL POEM I DESIGNED MYSELF

 

I am a depressed sock

I do not believe

I know de wae

Me being the best blogger

Is a lie

I dance in bathtubs

In 30 years I will tell my children that

I have my priorities straight because

I am a happy turtle…

(I will continue this later)

 

But all of this is true, UNLESS WE REVERSE IT

 

But remember, there is A downside to video games!

 

Also that is true if we dont reverse it so please reverse it.

 

But if you do reverse it then there is NO downside to video games!

I WANT TILTED TO HAVE A MEMORIAL IN WASHINGTON DC

If anyone reading this blog plays Fortnite Or has ears, you will probably know why I am dedicating this blog to Tilted Towers (It is so important it needs to be capitalised) So hit that sad piano music and let’s start the funeral!

*Happy pop music plays*

Oh well, this is okay, I guess I will just fire my local musician anyway. (You heard that, right mr. Fjdndisnfosnehdncoswwnfjdkddoritosaregood) But now I will have to write a poem about Tilted. Wait no I can’t honor Tilted that way! We need to make a memorial! I WILL CHANGE MY BLOG THEME UNTIL MAY! And I will actually do that. But now I need to write a nice poem.

THE NICE POEM

This free verse poem is nice
It is made for Tilted
[I hope the comment missed Tilted because I didn’t check Fortnite today and I probably won’t have time until friday] (You guys know my made up poetry rule by now)
But now we need to make this short poem nice
Let’s randomly add some spice
That coincidently rhymed even though this is a free verse poem
Flowers and princesses and unicorns are nice
FIRE, FIRE IS NICE
SO IS SKELETONS
AND PRISON
YES, LOTS OF PRISON
AND DEPRESSION
PAIN
DEPRESSION
DEATH

Okay, I need to end this poem quick so remember, there is no downside to video games!

 

FIRE

OFFENSIVE ALERT

OFFENSIVE ALERT! I have recently been told that the fat person poems are offensive. So I will offend you no longer! I will have a fake survey with the fat person. Here we go!

Henry: Hello sir we are going to ask you some questions.
The fat person: NO I NEED THE TACO!!!
Henry: No, but can you step on this scale
CRASH (The fat person breaks the scale)
Henry: Okay… Uh, can you predict the weight of this man?
Random Scientist: If my calculations are correct, he weighs more than 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion pounds.
Henry: You see everyone? I only view fat people as people that have more mass than saturn. (Not Jupiter, in my logic that is where you straight up die)

That was a small clip of a potential blog post! (Be very excited) So now time for the actual post!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON

The police crashed through the window
“Put your hands up!” They shouted
The fat person knew this was just part of the plan

AND NOW

Space prison was massive
It had nearly endless cells
The fat person (That is not offending anyone) knew his mission
He had to rescue the person
“Follow me to the execution center” ordered the guard
“I just want a taco.” The fat person lied
He had to go to normal space prison
To rescue the person
“Nope, you broke the number one rule” yelled the officer
“I’ll give you half a taaacooo” bribed the fat person
“Okay I will take you to the nicest cell
The fat person went to his cell he was one hundred million cells away
He had to dig through to the cell
He then remembered he was as wide as forty football fields
So he had to make another plan
He ran strait at the wall
The fat person broke through
“OMG I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN” Said a person who spent too long in prison
The fat person ran through the next wall quick
He discovered a random computer
It showed an image of a taco
He ate the computer
The alarms went off
The police stormed in
“Sir, do you know where Henry is?” Asked the police
“I think I saw a guy in a cave” responded the fat person
Then they detected a random cave floating in space
A curled up kid was inside
“You are under arrest for making a post with a picture of a taco”
The fat person then realized he ate a computer
[“Whaaaaa” asked the clueless 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982 year old] (The stuff in brackets are all in one line, but more importantly, I BROUGHT THE 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982 BACK)
“Wait sir…” Said the guard
“What” asked the other guard
“He was the kid who wrote The Blog of All Blogs
the blog we worship” responded the guard
There was a stunned silence

TO BE CONTINUED

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

DERPUS

DERPUS
A very good friend
The Silly Sanctuary
Check his blog it’s good

That is all for today. But remember, there is no downside to video games!