PREVIOUSLY ON THE FAT PERSON AND THE PERSON
“Wait sir…” Said the guard
“What” asked the other guard
“He was the kid who wrote The Blog of All Blogs
the blog we worship” responded the guard
There was a stunned silence
AND NOW
The entire prison shook
There was mayhem
But the fat person still needed to find the person
He saw him running in circles
There was an announcement
It said the whole galaxy was going to explode
The person grabbed the fat person
And got in the only escape pod
They saw the Milky Way galaxy explode
They were the only life forms left in the universe
They saw a nearby galaxy
It was a false alarm
It was the other side of the universe
They saw the universe leave behind them
Just then the fat person had a plan
“Hey, let’s get a time machine for no reason” Said the fat person
“Yeah, we don’t have enough sci-fi yet” responded the person
“But how will we find the time machine” Said the person
“Maybe that random loop hole in the middle of space” Said the fat person
“Okay” Said the person
So they went through the loophole
And went back to the Milky Way
They entered earth
They went to Louisiana for some reason
And they saw a truck being chased by the police
TO BE CONTINUED
But remember, there is no downside to video games!