Perfect, they’re in the room

Oh, they can sense I’m here

Little do they know

They’ll have one less lamp tonight

Energy is gathered, from the fireplace, the house, the world

Right as they all turn to glare at the fireplace…

Goodbye favorite lamp!

Everyone’s staring at the shattered glass, and twisted top

It’s fine, you can buy a new one!

Seems like they disagree… they’re leaving the room screaming!

That’s pretty funny,  but why are they scared… Im only a POLTERGEIST!