Extra Gum Proposal

As I walk down the hallway

I grip my binders as hard as I can

I see a girl with a smile of an angel

I bump into her on purpose

She saw my extra gum

I told her she can have a piece

We became friends since I gave her extra gum

Many years passed

We have gone on many dates

I finally thought it was time

I bring her into a room with full of extra gum wrappers

She says, “What is this?”

I say, “These were the times I gave you extra gum

She gets happy and I get on one knee

She says yes

I say thank you extra gum and give my fiance a kiss.