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Max is a God

The Grinch’s dog, Max, is an absolute unit.  Towards the end of the movie “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” Max carries a sled, that has to at least be 200 pounds, filled with all the people’s presents from Whoville up the entire mountain next to Whoville.  This sled with all the presents has to be at least 400 pounds total, and based on the size of Max, I’m going to say that Max weighs ~50 lb. that means he his carrying 8 times his body weight up an entire mountain.  Unit

Visual Representation of Max in his Prime:

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MLA 8 Citation:

Seus, Dr. How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Warner Bros., 1957.

Buff Kangaroo Vs. Muhammad Ali’s Ghost (TRUE STORY)

This is a story from back in 2017.  I saw the ghost of Muhammad Ali boxing Roger, the buff kangaroo. The boxing match was insane, both parties were throwing punches at speeds unimaginable, and both parties were dodging each one.  Both the ghost of Muhammad Ali and Roger are amazing fighters, the ghost of Muhammad Ali is quicker than Roger while Roger is stronger than Muhammad’s ghost.  Muhammad Ali’s ghost did end up winning the fight because he can’t actually be hit putting Roger at an enormous disadvantage. I bring up this story because Roger, the buff kangaroo recently died. He died on December 10th of 2018 to natural causes.  I would like to spread awareness of his death, so people can mourn him. Roger had an amazing soul and a great bod, may he and Muhammad Ali both rest in peace.

Picture of Roger, the Buff Kangaroo:

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MLA 8 Citation:  Know, Now You. “A Nation Weeps: Roger the Ripped Kangaroo Has Died.” Techly, 9 Dec. 2018, www.techly.com.au/2018/12/10/nation-weeps-roger-ripped-kangaroo-died/.

The Legitimate Goat(insane)

I was walking by the basketball courts near Great Falls Plaza and I saw the legend himself Air Bud playing against Shaquille O’Neal.  Air Bud being the god that he is of course was absolutely obliterating Shaq.  ON MY MOM, I saw Air Bud hit a 360, windmill, kickflip, through the legs, from half court, dunk on Shaquille O’Neal.  From the description of this unsurpassed dunk you should know that Air Bud is the true goat.  There is so much proof of Air Bud being the true goat; Air Bud has been a superior player in many sports including: Basketball, Football, Baseball, Soccer, AND Volleyball.  Air Bud cannot be tamed.

 

Air Bud hits an insane dunk on Shaq

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