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Remy from Ratatouille Makes Lightning McQueen a Meal!!@ (5 STARS)(KA-CHOW)(KA-CHIGGA)

While eating a the world renowned restaurant Gusteau’s, whose head Chef is Remy from the ever popular movie, Ratatouille, I saw Lightning McQueen.  He came in with his girlfriend, Sally, with plans to be served amazing food prepared by Remy.  Lightning ordered the dish ratatouille while Sally ordered linguini.  Once Remy made the food he came out and greeted Lightning and Sally, serving them their food.  Lightning complemented Remy on the amazing dishes he served them and asked for the check. Remy gave Lightning a friend-of-the-chef discount and went back to making food for the rest of the restaurant.  Lightning and Sally left Gusteau’s with full stomachs and love in their hearts.

Remy Serving Lightning his food:

Gary the Snail makes a Big mistake.

While eating a the world renowned restaurant Gusteau’s, whose head Chef is Remy from the ever popular movie, Ratatouille, I saw Lightning McQueen.  He came in with his girlfriend, Sally, with plans to be served amazing food prepared by Remy.  Lightning ordered the dish ratatouille while Sally ordered linguini.  Once Remy made the food he came out and greeted Lightning and Sally, serving them their food.  Lightning complemented Remy on the amazing dishes he served them and asked for the check. Remy gave Lightning a friend-of-the-chef discount and went back to making food for the rest of the restaurant.  Lightning and Sally left Gusteau’s with full stomachs and love in their hearts.

Remy Serving Lightning his food:

Elliot from Open Season goes fishing! (CAUGHT A FISH)

I went down to my favorite fishing spot, I won’t because it’s a secret and I don’t give away my secret fishing spot, and I saw Elliot the one-antler deer from Open Season and Open Season 2 fishing.  As I was fishing next to Elliot in my Super Secret Fishing Spot, Elliot felt a little tug on his line.  He started reeling in his line and out came Bruce from Shark Tale.  Elliot apologized in fear for catching Bruce and said he’d leave the fishing spot, but Bruce was fuming, he tried to attack Elliot on the dock.  Elliot barely escaped with his life thanks to Chester Cheetah who saved him with a barrage of Cheetos.

Elliot with Bruce on the Line:

 

Rex from Toy Story Comforts Bart Simpson. (SAD)(BREAK UP) :(

Bart, who recently broke up with his girlfriend, Jessica Lovejoy, was crying inside a bathroom stall.  He was sad because he really liked Jessica.  Then, in his moment of pain, Rex from Toy Story came up from the toilet and comforted him.  He said that everything would be okay and that he should never have loved a thot.  Rex’s wise words inspired Bart to pick himself up and continue on with his day. He went outside and skateboarded home where he ate dinner that his mom, Marge, made for him. From that day on Bart never loved a thot again.

Rex Comforting Bart:

Jessica Lovejoy, the Demon:

 

Shrek Finds Nemo!! (OMG)(TRAPPED)(ALMOST DEAD)

This is a story that Shrek himself told me at the popular restaurant “Five Guys.”  One day Shrek’s teeth were looking a little greener than they usually were, so Shrek decided to go to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned and whitened.  You see the mud from the swamp had gotten harder to get out of his teeth.  While at the dentist Shrek noticed a fish tank overflowing with vegetation indicating that it hadn’t been cleaned in a while.  Entranced by the fish tank Shrek decided to get a closer look.  He dove into the fish tank(it was a very big fish tank) and he swam around until he found a clown fish laying on the bottom of the fish tank.  Filled with courage Shrek grabbed the fish and brought it out of the fish tank where he performed CPR on it.  After resuscitating the fish he realized the clown fish was actually his good friend Nemo.  Shrek brought Nemo to the ocean where Nemo thanked him and continued on his life.  Shrek felt amazing for saving Nemo and cherishes this memory to this very day.

Actual picture of Shrek saving Nemo:

Sid Saves Olaf’s Life!!!!!!*!!!!!!!(LIFE SAVER)

I was taking a quick stroll through a forest on Pangaea when I saw Sid from Ice Age casting a spell on Olaf from Frozen and the highly anticipated sequel, Frozen 2.  I asked Sid why he did that.  You see Olaf was beginning to melt since it was turning from winter to spring therefore it was warming up. So Sid took it on himself to cast an anti-melt spell on Olaf so that he can live on without dying and finally enjoy summer when it comes around.  Olaf promised Sid the gift of friendship as a thank you for saving his life and continued his way on his trip to go see Elsa.

Live Picture of Sid Saving Olaf’s Life:

Doug Chases Surly from the Nut Job!!! (ALMOST DIED)

I was walking out in the park when I saw Doug from the Movie Up chasing around Surly from the Nut Job gang.  Doug screamed, “SQUIRREL” and chased Surly all around the park.  Surly wasted nearly half of his nuts to try and stop Doug from attacking him. Luckily Precious the Pug came to Surly’s rescue stopping Doug just long enough for Surly to escape with his life.  Russell then came in and held Doug back from hurting precious because Doug was mad that Precious interfered with his kill.  Today, Surly is sleeping among many nuts in his tree that he has reserved as his home.

Photo after it all went down:

 

Wonder Pets Save the Day!!!@!! (HEROIC)

I was taking a stroll through Antarctica when I saw the Penguin of Madagascar taken by the mischievous Dave.  Dave was trying to use his harmful medusa serum to turn Private into a monster.  That is when I saw Ming-Ming the duckling from the Wonder Pets crew leading Linny the Guinea Pig and Turtle Tuck into battle against Dave and his octopus Henchmen.  Ming-Ming single-handedly fended off Dave while Linny and Turtle Tuck freed the Penguins.  All while this was happening they were singing, “What’s gonna work? Team work!!!”  You know what?  Team work did work because once the Penguins where free Rico coughed up a sling shot and Kowalski did some some calculations to have a giant snowball fly right into Dave’s face, wiping him out.  Skipper handcuffed Dave and the Penguins and the Wonder Pets returned to the Central Park Zoo in the Wonder Pets’ fly boat, dropping Dave off at a local prison. The Wonder Pets returned to their main job as classroom pets living for another adventure.

Dave Locked Up:

The Penguins and The Wonder Pets After defeating Dave:

The Lorax Teaches Shrek A Lesson(DEFORESTATION) 😞😭😡😢💔😲

Once upon a time, there was an ogre named Shrek.  Shrek lived in a swamp far away from everyone else because he didn’t like them bothering him.  Shrek would tear down trees in his swamp so he could add on to his $15 million mansion that he bought with the money that he gained from his movies.  Shrek really wanted to build a bowling alley in his mansion.  One day Shrek tore down a tree and out of the stump of the tree came the Lorax.  The Lorax wasn’t happy that Shrek was tearing down trees and not replanting them.  You see, the Lorax speaks for the trees, and the trees do not like being chopped down by a big green ogre named Shrek.  The Lorax told Shrek what he was doing to his swamp and Shrek agreed that what he was doing was bad, so Shrek stopped chopping down trees and replanted them.  This made the Lorax very happy, so the Lorax gave Shrek a flag football participation trophy that he got in 3rd grade.  Shrek accepted the trophy and it now sits as his prize possession on his trophy shelf.

Live Photo of the Lorax Teaching Shrek about the Trees:

Max is a God

The Grinch’s dog, Max, is an absolute unit.  Towards the end of the movie “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” Max carries a sled, that has to at least be 200 pounds, filled with all the people’s presents from Whoville up the entire mountain next to Whoville.  This sled with all the presents has to be at least 400 pounds total, and based on the size of Max, I’m going to say that Max weighs ~50 lb. that means he his carrying 8 times his body weight up an entire mountain.  Unit

Visual Representation of Max in his Prime:

Image result for max from the grinch

MLA 8 Citation:

Seus, Dr. How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Warner Bros., 1957.

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