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The Lorax Teaches Shrek A Lesson(DEFORESTATION) 😞😭😡😢💔😲

Once upon a time, there was an ogre named Shrek.  Shrek lived in a swamp far away from everyone else because he didn’t like them bothering him.  Shrek would tear down trees in his swamp so he could add on to his $15 million mansion that he bought with the money that he gained from his movies.  Shrek really wanted to build a bowling alley in his mansion.  One day Shrek tore down a tree and out of the stump of the tree came the Lorax.  The Lorax wasn’t happy that Shrek was tearing down trees and not replanting them.  You see, the Lorax speaks for the trees, and the trees do not like being chopped down by a big green ogre named Shrek.  The Lorax told Shrek what he was doing to his swamp and Shrek agreed that what he was doing was bad, so Shrek stopped chopping down trees and replanted them.  This made the Lorax very happy, so the Lorax gave Shrek a flag football participation trophy that he got in 3rd grade.  Shrek accepted the trophy and it now sits as his prize possession on his trophy shelf.

Live Photo of the Lorax Teaching Shrek about the Trees:

Buff Kangaroo Vs. Muhammad Ali’s Ghost (TRUE STORY)

This is a story from back in 2017.  I saw the ghost of Muhammad Ali boxing Roger, the buff kangaroo. The boxing match was insane, both parties were throwing punches at speeds unimaginable, and both parties were dodging each one.  Both the ghost of Muhammad Ali and Roger are amazing fighters, the ghost of Muhammad Ali is quicker than Roger while Roger is stronger than Muhammad’s ghost.  Muhammad Ali’s ghost did end up winning the fight because he can’t actually be hit putting Roger at an enormous disadvantage. I bring up this story because Roger, the buff kangaroo recently died. He died on December 10th of 2018 to natural causes.  I would like to spread awareness of his death, so people can mourn him. Roger had an amazing soul and a great bod, may he and Muhammad Ali both rest in peace.

Picture of Roger, the Buff Kangaroo:

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MLA 8 Citation:  Know, Now You. “A Nation Weeps: Roger the Ripped Kangaroo Has Died.” Techly, 9 Dec. 2018, www.techly.com.au/2018/12/10/nation-weeps-roger-ripped-kangaroo-died/.

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