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Doug Chases Surly from the Nut Job!!! (ALMOST DIED)

I was walking out in the park when I saw Doug from the Movie Up chasing around Surly from the Nut Job gang.  Doug screamed, “SQUIRREL” and chased Surly all around the park.  Surly wasted nearly half of his nuts to try and stop Doug from attacking him. Luckily Precious the Pug came to Surly’s rescue stopping Doug just long enough for Surly to escape with his life.  Russell then came in and held Doug back from hurting precious because Doug was mad that Precious interfered with his kill.  Today, Surly is sleeping among many nuts in his tree that he has reserved as his home.

Photo after it all went down:

 

Max is a God

The Grinch’s dog, Max, is an absolute unit.  Towards the end of the movie “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” Max carries a sled, that has to at least be 200 pounds, filled with all the people’s presents from Whoville up the entire mountain next to Whoville.  This sled with all the presents has to be at least 400 pounds total, and based on the size of Max, I’m going to say that Max weighs ~50 lb. that means he his carrying 8 times his body weight up an entire mountain.  Unit

Visual Representation of Max in his Prime:

Image result for max from the grinch

MLA 8 Citation:

Seus, Dr. How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Warner Bros., 1957.

The Legitimate Goat(insane)

I was walking by the basketball courts near Great Falls Plaza and I saw the legend himself Air Bud playing against Shaquille O’Neal.  Air Bud being the god that he is of course was absolutely obliterating Shaq.  ON MY MOM, I saw Air Bud hit a 360, windmill, kickflip, through the legs, from half court, dunk on Shaquille O’Neal.  From the description of this unsurpassed dunk you should know that Air Bud is the true goat.  There is so much proof of Air Bud being the true goat; Air Bud has been a superior player in many sports including: Basketball, Football, Baseball, Soccer, AND Volleyball.  Air Bud cannot be tamed.

 

Air Bud hits an insane dunk on Shaq

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