I saw a gang of rats attack a helpless squirrel behind Food Lion yesterday. They assaulted the squirrel then left him to die. I believe the squirrel was Simon from the popular boy band “The Chipmunks.” The ringleader of the gang known as “Ratalian Mafia” was iced out with a gold chain around his neck and a red beanie. This leads me to believe that the ringleader of the Ratalian Mafia is the well known rat-rapper “Biggie Cheese.” The Ratalian Mafia was trying to take Simon’s lunch money. It’s crazy how rappers think they can do whatever they want to innocent people just because they are famous. I even heard Biggie blasting his hit single “Mister Boombastic” on a UE Megaboom. Now everyone knows that Biggie Cheese is just another one of those “one-hit wonder” artists, so he must be running out of money from his hit single and has to resort to other means of getting that sweet, sweet bread. Taking Simon’s lunch money would seem like a solid way of gaining that grain.
Picture of Biggie Cheese in his prime:
Simon Crying after having his lunch money stolen
MLA 8 Citation: “Back at the Barnyard.” Paramount Home Entertainment, 2010.
Biggie cheese is one of the greatest artists to ever live, never disrespect greatness
I have a lot of respect for Biggie cheese. He was one of my favorite rappers, but after this I don’t like him as much. The song was still good though.
ATTENTION ALL UNITED STATES CIVILIANS, the safety and security of our land is in danger! Biggie Cheese is threatening the popular boy band “Alvin and the Chipmunks”! Alvin and his boys NEED your help! You can help by donating your savings account to Alvin and his pals, but hurry, because they could get subject to the dangerous effects of gang violence!
this is the most amazing masterpiece i have ever read in my entire life, keep up the good work
This is scary this makes me scared in my own neighborhood
Very concerning information. I am confident that the Paw Patrol will arrest Biggie cheese and finally crack down on the ratalian mafia.
This rat just made one song and dipped. Thanks for the heads up on gang violence. Now I know to be careful wherever I go.
No way that’s right down my street! I really hope he doesn’t come down to my neighborhood
Terrifying. Good job reporting. but next time please keep your opinions to yourself and state the facts only
loving you biggie
Help me
Love biggie cheese and his massive cokc
never liked squirrels anyway
nevr like squrrels anyway
Love you BiGGie
Please stay on the task at hand boys.
never likes squirrels anyway
love U BiGGie
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