I can be a very scary dog to some people because I’m so fat and I try to eat peoples legs. I get put in timeout a lot because I’m a cannibal! I try to eat Ellie when nobody is home. But she is too skinny she’s all bone and loud and annoying and small and weird. I mean being a cannibal isn’t that weird is it? If you know any mental doctors can you please give me some I’m desperate. Not for their help, Their meat. i’m so hungry. I’m going to go eat Ellie.