March 9

I will find you, and I will eat you.

So as many of you may know i’m a food addict. Yup a food addict. It sounds really weird but I’m proud of it.I’m so hungry sometimes I taste myself and I taste gooooood! When I’m hungry a trick i learned is to sit there and STARE! That’s what I do and then if that doesn’t work i pretend be dead because I didn’t get any food. I like playing fetch and that’s how i lose weight. My sister gets annoyed with me sometimes because i take up most of then bed then she calls me names like FATSO!


Posted 9th March 2018 by Porter in category Uncategorised

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