MY NEW NINTENDO SWITCH

Hello guys! Every post in April is pretty much a poem now, so let’s get into it!

It is amazing
It makes me say wow
The games make me gazing
I just ask it how?

It is a Nintendo Switch
I just think it’s crazy
Oh wait what rhymes with switch
And where am I going to put lazy?

That was short! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE FAT PERSON

I am not good at poems. (I should stop saying that at the beginning of every post in April and I will) Meaning I don’t have a variety of types of poems to post about so today is THE MCDONALDS FREE VERSE POEM! I can’t wait to continue the story so LETS GET A MOVE ON!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE FREE VERSE POEM

But this is like 10 words which is way to little for a post
So Henry came and went into a cave and never touched my blog again
But he put his blog link under someone’s coffee table for free comments

AND NOW

The fat person found the link
He knew what he had to do
His plan was to buy a computer to search the link
Because he did not have one
He tried to get off the couch
It was a failed attempt
He grabbed his iPhone -8
The fat person dialed the number
“Hello” Sounded the man
“I need a crane” Responded the fat person
“Okay maybe in a decade” Said the man
The man hung up
The fat person was furious
He had to build his own crane
He snatched the couch cushions
And made a crane
It didn’t work
He had to use his inner super powers
The fat person flew through his ceiling
He zoomed to the store
But his super powers where running low
And he fell flat to the floor
He knew he had to get to the store
So he made a plan

TO BE CONTINUED

Remember, there is no downside to video games!

THIS WILL BE FUN

Chocolate, Locket! Frisbee, impossibility! Ugh! How am I supposed to make poems when I only do two. There is only one more type I can write, it is that weird 5 syllable, 7 syllable, and 5 syllable one. All the others sound super weird. So I will stick to these.

So I don’t have a huge thought train I will just write 5 of the 575 syllable thing.

SCHOOL

 

I am in a seat

I want to leave and go home

Ugh why am I here

 

I CAN’T THINK

 

Why can I not think

I need to improve on poems

Why is this legal

 

THE BLOG OF ALL BLOGS

 

The best blog on earth

It is pretty fun to write on

I just don’t like POEMS

 

THE TERRARIAN

 

The best book ever

I am the author of it

It is fun to write

 

THIS POST SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

 

Why can’t I write poems

I thought I could write this post

Apparently not

 

As you can tell, this is probably going to be my last post since the police will hunt me down. So for the last time, there is no downside to video games!

DE WAE

As you can tell from my first poetry challenge post, I am not good at poems. So I have thought of an AMAZING WAY to get through this. I call it De Wae.

Dumb
Elaborate
Ways
And
Exquisiteness

I don’t know what that means but I will stick with that. To me it means write a poem about something I saw today. (Or in my head) Oh Yeah! Derpus mentioned the illuminati which made me think of memes which made me think of the old post HERE! A POST ABOUT MEMES! Which made me think about the weird eyeball picture which made me think about The Eye of Cthulhu which made me think about Terraria wich made me think of how I made a massive chain which is a super long run on sentence I need to stop ASAP so here is your desired period.

Okay I will write a poem about why poems are weird.

Poems are awesome many think
But in my head, poems? They stink
It takes forever to type two lines
It makes no sense through my eyes

For some people it’s relaxing to them
But for my type it isn’t our gem
But in some forms it’s slightly fun
Wait, why don’t I write those? Then I’ll be done!

That is my attempt of making a poem that is not free verse. So that is why I will probably never want to makes poems in the basic rhyming way. I want to try the OTHER types too but I am pretty bad at all forms of poetry so I will have to dig into them more. But remember, if you like poems I am completely fine with it I am not a hater! And remember, there is no downside to video games!

A NEW CHALLENGE?

Okay the SOL challenge was crazy but now there is the Poetry challenge? I am writing this IN THE FUTURE because I was sick all the way until now. (April 5) So I have to “attempt” poetry.

So let’s start! Okay, I am going to do a FREE VERSE POEM! Let’s go!

The person went to McDonalds
He ordered a cheeseburger
But the fat guy ordered all the cheeseburgers
So he spent years tracking him down
When he did he smelled bacon
The person gave up on cheeseburgers and wanted bacon
But his pet pig said no to the person
He decided to go home and eat hot dogs
He liked the hot dogs more than bacon and cheeseburgers
He looked back at the years of his life
Tracking down the fat person
So he randomly decided to be friends with the fat person
Because that is how my poem will end
But this is like 10 words which is way to little for a post
So Henry came and went into a cave and never touched my blog again
But he put his blog link under someone’s coffee table for free comments

TO BE CONTINUED EVEN THOUGH IT IS A POEM

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

I QUIT

I just got through the slice of life challenge. I only got comments from TheRandomDude so I find no point in posting anymore. Enjoy your last post from me. I will delete this blog in a week. It shouldn’t even be called The Blog of All Blogs! There are so many better blogs than this. I also think it is boring. It’s Easter? That’s boring! I hope you all have a terrible Easter. All your blogs are horrible too! This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done in my life.

I mean, if you were paying attention it is Easter. And this year Easter Is on APRIL FOOLS DAY! So all of that was a lie. Did I get you? Probably not. (:

So I hope you are having an amazing Easter and for the occasion I will start a new series that I promised to start in April it is called RESPONDING TO YOUR COMMENTS (My way of responding to them) so let’s get on with it! I will go from the most recent to the least recent. Let’s go!

TheRandomDude: Yay! Thanks for giving me a shoutout. I think I actually spend more time commenting on blogs than actually blogging for my own site. (HOW IT IS TO BLOG 900 TIMES A DAY)

Your welcome, I also gave you the shoutout on today’s post (I only got comments from TheRandomDude so I find no point in posting anymore)

TheRandomDude: I understand that your story is based upon terraria, but are you making your main antagonist C’thulu, C’thulu is a mythical creature but he’s not in terraria. If I had made it I would have made the main antagonist the moon lord, but you are the author of the story and you make the decisions. (THE SLICE OF CAKE CHALLENGE)

He might be in future updates though, but in case, he won’t be fought IN Terraria. (You are in for a surprise)

Keeka: I really like your book so far!!! (: (THE SLICE OF CAKE CHALLENGE)

Thank you, I hope you enjoyed yesterday’s part.

TheRandomDude: Don’t imagine you are the worst, I’m really good in overwatch which is another shooter game and I got to platinum, which is almost the cream of the crop, but now when I switch to fortnite I barely ever get killed, even when my aiming cross-hairs are on the enemy (THE BORING BREAK)

I am about to change your mind, my highest rating is 14th place. ): But I liked the comment. It can make anyone feel good about themselves.

Carolyn Cassar: I laughed so hard reading this! (BAD MORNING)

Good! That is my second main goal about the post. (My first main goal was to never have to wear pants that cavemen wore. (Rocks)

TheRandomDude: The king slime isn’t that useless, it really helped me take down the eye of cthulu when I was a nub, and the razor blade you get from fishron is the only way for a mage to beat the pillars. (Yes I have beaten them.) (SNEAK PREVIEW)

I only called them useless because you don’t need them to beat the main bosses and you can still beat the moon lord. (I also forgot to include Queen Bee in the useless list) And the pillars are HARD! The only way I beat them is because you don’t lose your progress in them, you also can simply put a nimbus cloud on them and they will shower them. (That is how I did it) and I still didn’t beat Duke Fishron. (I mean, I was doing multiplayer)

CARTER: lel [ Laugh extremely loudly ] I love how funny and creative this post is. Its very interesting 🙂 (HENRY [DERPUS] AN [IDK IF HE WANTS TO BE ON MY BLOG] VS MR. [PROFANITY] MAN)

I agree, it is very, interesting. Thank you for the compliment. (I also think [Profanity] Man would probably beat three third graders)

TheRandomDude: Did you know that you’re actually more likely to die in a car crash than die in a plane crash or even be in a plane crash? Anyway the farthest place I went from here (Besides India) was Montreal Canada or Cancun Mexico.(THE FARTHEST PLACE I EVER WENT FOR VACATION)

I know, I hear that and it somehow doesn’t help. (I think it’s because a plane crash is more devastating than a car crash)

TheRandomDude: I like the portal reference. (FIFTH GRADE PART IV, RECESS)

I knew someone would say something about that, I played Portal until the end on a Sunday. (Portal 2 on the other hand…)

SATVIK_the_BALLER: I feel bad for you! Fortnite is a really fun game! (LOSING LIFE)

It is! It’s not that bad though, you would get used to the strict pencil rules.

Ashley: Thanks for the shoutout! But do you know da wae? (POST FAILS)

(Note: I used to reply to comments until I did this so that is how she knows THE TRUTH)

Yes! I do know da wae!

Scott: There is no downside to video games! Great job Henry! (VERY INSANE LAUGHTER)

Yes, there is no downside to video games! (But it is not the end of the post yet)

CARTER: Yeah it’s kind of funny how rare it is to have someone comment on your post. But when someone does its pretty great. But 8 comments now that’s alot (THANK YOU)

I know, I usually I think of millions of things to say on a comment but nobody comments any of them. If they do comment they say something completely different than what I was expecting.

Ashley: I am very glad you know da wae. (POST FAILS)

(Note: This is the comment I responded to) Yes! I do know da wae!

CORNEY: I think that you’re exagerating a little bit when you talk about how long something is. But other than that, that looks pretty similar to my scedule. Except the going crazy for 10 minutes. Thats just, well, crazy! (THE DAILY ROUTINE)

It is crazy. But you do NOT know how long it actually takes. (:

Aaron: I like how you put in your middle school daily schedule. (THE DAILY ROUTINE)

I only put it there to fill in the gaps but I’m glad you liked it!

Mrs Sokolowski: This makes me think of the movie Groundhogs Day. It’s an old movie now but it was funny- Groundhog Day kept repeating again and again. It was like waking up and reliving the same day each day of your life. I hope this week brings some fun and excitement! (THE DAILY ROUTINE)

It does keep repeating again. And you were right! My cousin and grandma came that week. (It was a new experience)

Derpus: I like the idea of a list of stuff you like. Wait, I’M DERPUS! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? (THANK YOU DERPUS)

That was a random comment. But I am glad you liked it.

ANSHU: Nice, I like minecraft too but terraria is free so I do prefer it a bit more but you have money like some people, I guess minecraft is better. (THE NEW TERRARIA)

It is the other way around. Minecraft on PE is free and Terraria cost money on all platforms.

Derpus: Actually, Terraria does cost money. It is $5 on the app store and $20 on the PC and Xbox One. Also, Terraria is worth more than Minecraft ’cause Terraria has good boss battles while Minecraft doesn’t.

You just said what I said. (I honestly didn’t take the opinion from him) And also people seem to play Terraria longer than Minecraft.

Michelle Haseltine: I don’t think you post too much! I like how you’re motivated to keep posting. I thought I was posting too much, but I’ve only posted twice. Are you playing video games while you blog? What do you mean by ” there is no downside to video games”? (DO I POST TOO MUCH?)

There is no downside to video games (Still not the end yet) means there is nothing wrong with video games. I also now realise that there is no such thing as posting too frequently!

So I responded to all my comments! Happy Easter! This is my third super long post! And there is no downside to video games! (Now it is the end)

WE DID IT

We have trudged through the entire challenge. The SOL or SOC challenge is complete! And thank you for the FOURTEEN COMMENTS that I got from JUST THE SOL OR SOC CHALLENGE! So today if you are reading this I will give you your prize. I will read YOUR SOL’s! (I’m pretty sure I am the only one doing the Slice of Cake challenge) All that you have to do to have me read yours is to comment your blog name and I will read it. I already read some of them but just in case!

But some of you don’t have blogs or aren’t doing the SOL challenge, I have a prize for you, comment about you least favorite thing in the world, I will make a post about all of them. You can choose either prize that suits you. But anyway, time to get down to business. This is another post about The Terrarian. (ALREADY) So let’s start:

Previously on The Terrarian: Mission Purification:

DAY 2 (CONTINUED)
I crawled out of the pool too see what looked like an ore. I pulled out my pickaxe to mine it giving me the riches. I saw what looked like diamonds but I saw what looked like diamonds but with a huge drop down a cave. I dug out the gem after building a bridge out of dirt. As I turned around I saw a pile of bones that weren’t there before. I tried to go around it but it smacked me. I realized that it was alive and if I didn’t clear it fast he knock me into what I am going to call death cave. I tried to shoot him but it slider past his rib cage and pierced the cave wall. I knew it was going to be a dumb idea but I didn’t know why.

And now:

DAY 2 (CONTINUED)
So I did what anyone would do. I pulled out my silver sword and swung my blade at him. He was falling off the dirt bridge. But he reached out his hand, and hit me off. I was falling like in the corruption. I’m not usually lucky enough to survive 2 falls but I landed into cobwebs as thick as my rope. I quickly grabbed 35 of the sticky string until I caught a glimpse of a chest. I crept towards it in fear of an alien. I was right about the alien but I had no idea it would be a giant spider. It was creeping towards me at a reasonably fast speed. I looked up, no way of getting there without a tool, so I took a peek at the chest. Inside was basic materials and some sort of spider grappling hook. I aimed it at the hole on the ceiling and the web slinger grappled me to safety. I grappled up to the top but found an alien hideout area. I shot my web slinger after noting how you can shoot eight webs at a time. I climbed in to find a golden chest like in the old game Fortnite. I opened it up to find a mirror. I looked in the mirror but that somehow drowned me in particles. I teleported to the familiar forest that Luke and I built the house. I was in shock. The magic mirror can teleport me home. I walked back to make the 23 beds. After being wide awake for 2 days strait, Luke and I slept for the rest of the day.

DAY 3
I woke up to a flaming house. I ran over to Luke’s room, but I saw him dead on the floor. It was the same with Frank. I walked around the house trying to stop the fire but I got distracted by the sudden storm. I looked at the grass and saw the mix of purple and red. I was somehow in the crimson and corruption at the same time. I was thinking about how it spread so rapidly, but right then the sky started swirling. Boom! Lightning stroke and Cthulhu emerged from the sky. “Hello Henry.” Cthulhu whispered. “You have the title of the last human in history.” I picked up somethings bone and used it as a sword, but Cthulhu still wasn’t done. He spread his hands to reveal 5 planets. He then added captions. Earth, Mars, Neptune, 4546B, and Terraria. All the planets humans lived. “My friends finished off all life forms, but now all the worlds are purple and red. But I just need a small favor.” Cthulhu said. I was instantly attacked by the monsters of the two biomes while Cthulhu walked away laughing. “By the way,” Cthulhu laughed. “Knock knock knock!” I woke up out of my bed to hear someone knocking at the door. Luke came to ask me if I found any life crystals in the cave. I remembered that I got stronger, so I told Luke. “That got you from 100% to 120% and you got the third colonist!” He said in excitement. I felt like I was breezing through my mission. I haven’t killed any masters yet but I have three colonists on day three! We made another bedroom to the house after meeting Katelyn the nurse. Since I don’t want to live on this planet I asked Luke who is next. He told me about Tabnit. The person who can sell dye. The way to find him is simply finding a strange plant. The only thing I need to worry about are crimterra, huge spiders, and red screaming zombie things. I put on my silver armor and set out to find shiny plants. I continues strait east until the landscape got a shade of red dropped on the planet. I plunged my foot in the red grass, spraying blood up to my armor. I noticed a cactus in the distance leading me to the conclusion that I was in what used to be a desert. It was quite warm so I took off my armor. I would die of heatstroke if I left it on. I trudged through the sand, trying to find the strange plant, until I encountered a red screaming zombie thing. I dug my sword strait through him like I did with the zombies on my first night. Once he fell over I found a weird cave. Stone was above the surface, forming a mountain of the crimson rocks. I couldn’t get distracted. I saw some more caves but they were just holes in the sand like on earth’s deserts. Eventually, I escaped the desert. Leading into a crimson forest. I saw another rock hill and fought off some more enemies that lurk the crimson. I was walking along until I saw the biome the plant would likely be in, the jungle. Once I jumped in I was attacked by bats. I only found them slightly stronger than any floating eye. After more walking, and a stronger variant of a slime. I found the plant, but it was guarded. I ran up to the creature, sword in the air, and snap! The creature snatched me. He was pulling me towards him, getting ready to eat me. I aimed my gun at the creatures tongue and shot it. He was stunned. I pulled out my sword and cut the vine. Snap! It broke in half. I reached out and grabbed the plant. I looked ahead and saw perfectly good crimsonized land to explore. I went through the mess of the crimsonized biomes to a crimsonized beach, looking out to the rest of the planet, red ocean. I then noticed I was not alone. There was a run down house. And through the window I saw a colonist. He was just staring at the red shade of the ocean. I knocked onto his crimsonized door. “Hello” I yelled. “What, I told Beta to tell everyone to leave me at this beach so they would never smell me again. Cthulhu crimsonized my beach and nobody seemed to care.” He angrily said. “Can you just let me in, I am in clear view of all the crimterra.” Yeah sure but only for a minute.” So I cracked open the door to find the colonist. “My name is Jey, and your name is…” Said Jey. “I’m Eric.” I responded with. “Great, now what do you want.” He asked. I told him all about Mission Purification and all about ho I can save his beach. “I see, in a few days I will come to your house.” I was happy with that plan. I took a peek at my mirror and went right back to my room. “Did you find the plant?” Luke asked. I lifted he plant in the air. “Great, next you need to go to one of the beaches to find Jey-“ “I know, I found him, he said he will come around Sunday.” I interrupted. “Then next you need to find Annabel, she is usually tied up in a spiders nest underground.” He told me. “Great, I found one yesterday.” I said “I’ll just find another life crystal and I’ll rescue her.” I left to go to death cave to find another life crystal. After safely grappling down to the bottom, I dug another tunnel down into the planet. After two hours of digging and a super long rope I hit marble. I kept digging through the marble until I found a marble cave. I jumped in the cave searching for the life crystals. Lucky enough, I found two on the marble surface. I was walking towards the the crystals until an armored stepped in front of them. It threw it’s golden spear at my chest, making me wince in pain. I shot the alien, over and over again. Until he fell flat on the floor. I quickly grasped the crystals and locked my eyes on the mirror. I went straight to Katelyn. I gave her three silver coins so she could heal me. Thankfully, since it’s 6007, any type of doctor can heal you 8n seconds. The only thing left was a gaping hole in my armor. It was pretty much the same as going without a shirt. I walked to the furnace and anvil, using the ore from yesterday to make a piece of platinum armor. I lifted the life crystals in the air putting me at 160%. I made my way down to the spiders nest. I looked around for Annabel. After a minute of exploration, I found her seconds from being eaten. “Hey!” I shouted. The massive, Halloween looking creature paused for a second to look over. I pulled out my musket and shot him. After a few more shots he was continuing to charge. He raised one of his eight legs to stab me but my piece of platinum armor stopped him. I pulled out my sword and my web slinger. I sliced the leg at the wall and sliced the spider in half. Once I was in front of Annabel I told her to look in the mirror. When we both did, I thought Annabel and I both went to the house but only I did. I was looking for Annabel for 10 minutes until I asked Luke. “She went to her house.” He told me. “Wait what? There are other houses on the planet?” I was surprised. “The only reason we abandoned it was because the corruption spread across it. Then I saw you fight the green slime.” He said. “And the magic mirror takes you to your spawn point or your bed, and her bed was in her house.” “So now I need to find her again.” I said. “Yup, she is probably still bound in the corruption.” Luke told me. “If so, then I better go!” I quickly said. I ran down the stairs, bashed through the front door, and started running for the corruption. I was barely missing the huge holes in the ground. While I was running, I heard something digging faster than I could run. Soon I found out what it was. I saw a huge rotten worm pop up in front of me. I pulled out my gun. It grabbed my by my silver greaves. I was lifted in the air then back down into the rot. Once he was done playing, he lifted me half a kilometer up in the air.

That is the final part of the challenge. I still can’t believe we completed it! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

Or

HOW IT IS TO POST 900 TIMES A DAY

So, in millions and billions of years, my blog will be famous. All the butterflies will be decoding all of the posts after the aliens gave them intelligence. And if they decode this one and also are considering bringing computers back in style, they might think of me as a role model. They will also learn how amazing Terraria and Fortnite is but let’s stick to the first one.

So, for you butterflies who want to be a blogger, you have to hear what it’s like. It usually goes something like this:

I need to write my SOL for the day! (Or my SOC) So I go to my iPad (That is where I write all my posts nowadays, my computer is being mean to me) to write. I brainstorm ideas about my topic. “Do I want to talk about Fortnite? Wait no, how about I write about the massive fish flopping around on my yard!” So I choose the most bizarre or most meaningful thing to me. I come up with a creative title.

I write my post in my google docs and copy the entire thing. After a few days of loading, I have an entire post ready. I choose the category (Mostly SOL) and press the big blue button. Then I instantly get millions of comments. (Only if I post about The Terrarian though, that is the only place I get comments from people other than TheRandomDude (You get shoutouts for commenting? Maybe I should do it more often! (; ) )

But here is my perspective on posting:

Sometimes time consuming, but also cool. I mean, you are on the internet! (Word Count: 13 words)

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

Or


 

THE SHORTEST POST

I went on a plane and left there is no downside to video games. (Word Count: 14 words)

Yeah, even if I make this post twice as long as my other posts, It will still look small compared to yesterday’s. (It was 1500 something) I bet 45% of the millions of viewers (In my dreams) didn’t even read through the entire thing.

So I can’t just say blah blah blah over and over again to make it longer so let’s get into the last post about the vacation.

Time to go home. Nothing to worry about because I have the power of airplane life hacks. I learned from part one that somehow if you look out the window it is safer. WRONG! I peeked out the window to see that we were practically leaving the earth’s atmosphere.

It was such an “amazing” experience. We soon made it to Chicago to get to the last stop. We ordered food at a restaurant (There is no way I am going to share the name of the restaurant) and soon we got on our flight. As you can tell I was excited. We hopped on and that evening we landed at our final airport. We got off the plane and got on the final vehicle. A TAXI! We eventually got home, the first thing I did was jump on TERRARIA, (I missed it) but I also thought about how we completed our 6 parts at the airport, a RV, (Or an, try saying them both next to RV)a campsite, an ACTIVE VOLCANO, (Yellowstone) a town MILES AWAY FROM MY CITY, and another airport. I was home from all of that. Now time to start something new, like TERRARIA WITH DERPUS!

And that means… There is no downside to video games!

Or

THE SLICE OF CAKE CHALLENGE

It is here. Part I of the book I am writing! I have succeeded the challenge in the challenge. I made the first part of the book before March ends, but that would mean it would be a part of the SOL challenge, and a story isn’t really a “slice of life.” But what if I were to tell you that it is a book I put time and effort into writing, it is part of my life, and If it is not; I quit the challenge! I would do my own challenge. It is called the SOC challenge. (The slice of cake challenge)

So for the first entry of the slice of cake challenge, I will put down the first 10 pages of my book to make the LONGEST POST EVER! Since you all are probably screaming for me to start so it isn’t 9000 words long, I will start.

DAY 1
Space colonization started back 4000 years ago when we tried to colonize mars, but I never thought I would be involved in it. There was a god that visited earth 1300 years ago and created evil. In California he planted corruption, and in South Africa he planted crimson. He was sent to the distant planet terraria to stop the spreading. But there were 22 colonists there, one from each state in east America. That is where I come in. My job is to end the god, Cthulhu, with the tools they had in store for me. I got a sword made out of copper with the name of a short sword, a pickaxe also made out of copper, and an axe, again made out of copper. We loaded my bag of mostly food that would last someone a decade and I got in the rocket ship. I heard the T-10 to the T-1 and we went faster than any roller coaster. The trip should usually take 10 minutes but we reached it in nine. I looked through the window and saw a planet covered in water but with a strip of land covered in red and purple. “Wait, is that supposed to be a jungle and snow biome?” I asked in concern. “Sigh, at least there is still a patch of green.” Responded the captain. We landed in the center of the patch of green where I got off. It was getting late so I decided to build shelter. I started to chomp down nearby trees but I was approached by an alien. At first glance it looked passive, but it jumped up at me and took some dammange. So I pulled out my sword and tried to stab it, but somehow gravity didn’t let me use my sword to stab it. It just went straight forward and over it. I couldn’t actually use my sword. But instantly an arrow an arrow flew by a tree and hit the creature. I looked towards it and saw someone who looked human. I walked by it and it surprisingly said hello. It could speak English? I was so surprised. He asked me who I was so I told him. “Eric Gestar, but how do you speak English? Are you one of the colonists?” He looked surprised. “Are you the 23rd colonists? The 20th always predicted there would be a 23rd.” “Wait who? And I guess you could put it like that.” I responded with. “Oh, the 20th was kind of that weird wizard type guy.” Was his answer. “And which one are you” I asked. He responded with saying he is the first. I couldn’t believe it! I’ve found the first colonist! Now I only have 21 left to find then I can kill Cthulhu and go back to earth with a 5th habitable planet! Soon I got back to work. By nightfall we had a house with three rooms. A living room and two bedrooms. But there were two problems. It was too dark, and we had no beds! I heard a knock on my door. “Come in, Wait what’s your name?” I said. “Luke, and I might be able to solve some of the problems.” He responded. “Oh okay!” I said. “For one, you can make a bed with 15 wood and 15 wood and 5 silk at a sawmill, and you can make torches with gel and wood. He responded with. “How do you know this much?” I asked. “The 21 others call me the guide.” Luke said while shrugging. “If you know so much,” I said “how do you find the next colonist?” Then, he quickly said “50 silver, you need 50 silver.” After a few more questions and three torches, I figured out that you need 100 copper to get one silver, and then to gold and platinum. You get coins by fishing them off dead monsters. Also, if you make a different sword, gravity won’t affect it. So I used my leftover wood to make a new sword and armor while I was at it. Then i went alien hunting. I realized at night there are zombies and floating eyes everywhere. I was practically running through them my new sword was so effective. Until the world got darker and rotten. I then noticed I was entering the corruption. Once I stepped into the purple, my foot plunged down onto the rotten dirt. I kept going until I saw a ditch. I looked down it and it appeared to go down forever. I heard a weird sound, causing me to turn around. There was a rotten creature, causing me to fall down the hole. I was falling, knowing death would be at the bottom. But then SPLASH! I fell into a somewhat deep pool of water. I saw a chest at the bottom of the pool. I opened it up and found flippers, bombs, and bars. I picked them up but clumsily dropped the bomb exploding into a cave. I was about to walk away until I saw a shiney bulb in the hole. I got closer to it because I heard it calling me. I smashed it open and it exploded into a gun. I picked it up in shock. I double checked the chest and saw I forgot some rope. I also picked up the chest for extra storage. I used the rope to climb up the ditch and saw I survived my first night.

DAY 2
I was walking back to the house but I saw Luke and someone else working on it. “Oh, is this the Eric you were talking about, Luke?” “Yup, that’s him. Responded Luke. I asked his name and he said he was called Frank, The Merchant, or number two. So I checked and saw I gathered 50 silver. “If your the merchant, can I buy something?” I looked at my bars and ordered an anvil. It cost me most of my money but I was able to update my armor and sword to silver. But then I remembered “Uh, Luke.” I asked. “Yeah, please don’t get lost, where did you even go?” He asked. “I went to the corruption. What even are those flying things?” I asked. There called an eater of souls, and in the crimson they are called crimterra.” He responded “But I don’t think that was you original question.” I told him I needed 23 beds. So he gave me a list. First I crafted loads of stuff, but then I had to go underground. I needed 35 cobwebs, then I would be done. So I sharpened my copper pickaxe and started digging down. Soon, I plunged my pickaxe into the ground and saw what looked like an underwater lake. I jumped inside to check for cobwebs, but instead saw some sort of crystal. I picked it up and noticed it was in the shape of a heart. I lifted it in the air thinking “yes! If I bring this back to earth I’ll get rich! But right then it disappeared. I was bummed until I realized what I did. I felt stronger. Like I went from 100% to 120%. I jotted that down in my mental notes as heart crystals. I looked up to continue the rope tunnel with the ropes I bought but I saw something shiny in the distance. I crawled out of the pool too see what looked like an ore. I pulled out my pickaxe to mine it giving me the riches. I saw what looked like diamonds but I saw what looked like diamonds but with a huge drop down a cave. I dug out the gem after building a bridge out of dirt. As I turned around I saw a pile of bones that weren’t there before. I tried to go around it but it smacked me. I realized that it was alive and if I didn’t clear it fast he knock me into what I am going to call death cave. I tried to shoot him but it slider past his rib cage and pierced the cave wall. I knew it was going to be a dumb idea but I didn’t know why.

And that is all I am going to give you today. I hope you read through it all! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

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