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Pop tarts on toast
Quite easy to roast
Just add some small fries
What rhymes with fries
I am the only one who likes it
It is rare to see it bit
How should I end this
I’ll end it with the word miss
That was a random poem. Remember, there is no downside to video games!
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Don’t you think the fat person and the person isn’t really a poem anymore? Not to me!
PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON
He noticed it was the end of the world
The fat person knew there would be no computers left on the planet
So he couldn’t peek at the link
He knew he failed his mission
But he remembered his current goal
He had to find the person
AND NOW
The rocket landed on mars
All the earth’s population got off the rocket
And they all went into this oxygen full base
The fat person saw a sign that read Mexico
Which he knew was not space prison
So he had to ask around
Eventually someone told him
It was at the end of the universe
So he had to somehow get there
The only way he knew how to
Is to get taken there
He had to commit a crime
So the fat person wobbled to the rule board
It said the number one rule
Is to be a lover towards The Blog of All Blogs
So he had to find a computer
He saw a skyscraper
Millions of people where running through the door
Someone was carrying a paper with a link
It was the same one that he found on his coffee table
His instincts told him to go inside
So he squeezed through the door
He saw billions of computers
So he got on one
He went to google and searched the link
It took him to The Blog of All Blogs
He knew that he succeeded his first mission
This was the link
He read the post: I NEED COMMENTS
So he commented a FIRE ROAST
He commented that Henry was dumb
Then the alarms sounded
The police crashed through the window
“Put your hands up!” They shouted
The fat person knew this was just part of the plan
TO BE CONTINUED
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I need viewers
Who like to read
Because comments
Are what I need
I want them in that
Zone of thoughts
I really want them
I want lots
-Henry Cassar 2018
And all that is true, I desperately need comments. Even questions are acceptable. Here is an example comment.
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I NEED NEW POEMS!
I need to find new styles
Ones that would last me a while
So I can get through this
My mind is a poem less abiss
I clearly can’t think
Poems kind of stink
Why am I still here
I need practice, for a year
As you can tell I have some work, but it’s improving right! If you find my kindergarten poems you will see that I improved very little. So that’s why I need new poetry ideas! I remember one but it is words in a picture so I won’t be able to get that on my blog. The problem I have right now though… if I can’t write poetry, then how can I do SUPER MEGA POETRY FRIDAY! (It is supposed to be called poetry friday but I like my way better) So I need to start writing it. It can’t be about me not knowing how to write poetry and it can’t be about fat people so I need to think fast.
Eureka! I will write a free verse poem about my mornings! I need to start writing it now so that is what will be next in this random blog post.
THE RANDOM FREE VERSE POEM
I wake up to the screaming of my alarm clock
But when I need it, it whispers
I put on my rock pants and go down for breakfast
“OMG it’s 13:99!” My mom yells
I know my bus comes at 25:83 so I am fine
I go up to brush my teeth
There is green mold stuck in one of my teeth
I try to scrape it out
“Honey! Its 25:82!” My mom yells up
I run downstairs
I put on my backpack and fly out the door
The bus rolls in as I run straight at it
I jump on
Then it goes
I am hit with a sigh of relief
I plop down on the boring gray chair
And go to school
I hope you enjoyed it! I worked so hard on it! But remember, there is no downside to video games!
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I know it is a recurring theme, that all my titles are I hate some form of poetry. But do not worry! I have no idea what to write next. So I will do one haiku for the challenge.
THE POWER OF THE PENCIL
I don’t like pencils
They steal my electronics
I want them to go
Yay! Poem of the day done! Now time to discuss. There is no way I am making through this challenge. If it was the essay every day challenge I would do better. You saw my Declaration of Independence right? I can easily write an essay if I could write that!
Even the fat unemployed man signed it! But remember, there is no downside to video games!
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You may be asking, why is there a random picture at the beginning of the blog post? And the answer is that I haven’t been using a ton of pictures lately so I will put them on the top for the remainder of the poetry challenge. Now, time for actual poetry! THE WORST POEM ON EARTH!
PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON POEM
After 500 tacos
The fat person saw the TV
It showed the person in prison
He knew what had to be done
AND NOW
He grasped another 50 tacos for the road
He saw his vehicle
A cheerio
He looked at the TV
The person was in space prison
He was shocked
He had to use the cheerio as a rocket ship
Or he would catch a ride from NASA
He chose to catch a ride from NASA
The fat person got on his cheerio
He grabbed a random stick
And used them both together to get from Mexico to NASA
It was a long journey
After countless years he made it
He saw that they were about to launch a space expedition
The fat person crawled through a very large window
He heard the countdown
And the fat person blasted off to space
His tacos suddenly came out of him
The fat person looked out the large window
He saw earth from the ship
It was overloaded with green
But then it burst with red
He noticed it was the end of the world
The fat person knew there would be no computers left on the planet
So he couldn’t peek at the link
He knew he failed his mission
But he remembered his current goal
He had to find the person
TO BE CONTINUED
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on We are 1/3rd through the poetry thing, I already am dieng. I must not quit because I am the super poem master. (In my dreams) I haven’t posted many pictures. Oh! I have an idea! Here is a picture.
Now I am confident, I will write the poem.
I DON’T WANT TO DO HAIKUS
Today you are missing haiku today
You may tell me that that is not de wae
Why I’m not writing this is simple
I just think there boring, Ideas don’t ripple
I just don’t like spending hours counting syllables
Hmm, what rhymes with syllables?
Why can’t I rhyme right now
When you read this poem you probably didn’t say wow
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on Hi everyone, just saying this is all true. My brother actually does this.
He attempts to kill
You can never keep him still
I have to keep on hiding
I am always whying
He always throughs a commotion
His annoyance is always in motion
You can never calm him down
He makes me have a frown
I bet most kids can relate to this. But remember, there is no downside to video games!
on Now time for the plan of the fat dude. FREE VERSE AWAY!
PREVIOUSLY
He zoomed to the store
But his super powers where running low
And he fell flat to the floor
He knew he had to get to the store
So he made a plan
AND NOW
He got his trusty phone
The fat man called his new friend
It was the person from McDonalds
He almost typed his number
But a truck came
It ran into the fat person
But he was too squishy to be affected
Out of the truck came the person
He knew his friend was in trouble
So he came to the rescue
He drove his truck to the computer store
They got a computer it cost $8,999,999,999,999.99
So they stole it
The police saw them crash through the window
The fat person and the person got in there truck
The police got in there cars
They chased them all the way to Mexico
The fat person instantly noticed a taco place
He leaned over
The entire truck turned
It ran through the taco store
The fat person jumped at the cashier
While the person kept driving
The police chased down the truck
And didn’t notice the fat person
The person ran into a brick wall
Trying to get back on the road
The brick wall was a few thousand layers
So the police caught him
And took him to prison
After 500 tacos
The fat person saw the TV
It showed the person in prison
He knew what had to be done
TO BE CONTINUED
It has gotten “slightly” weird now. But remember, there is no downside to video games!
on Oh well, I guess it’s time for haikus!
TERRARIA
No ripoffs onit
The best game on the planet
Makes me go crazy
PEOPLE BEING ANNOYING
I do dislike it
Why would they be annoying
It makes me angry
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT
Why does this happen
I’m only on the third one
Can you avoid it
TRYING TO GET HAIKUS DONE BY WRITING STUFF LIKE THIS
It is how I go
I enjoy this strategy
I will use it next
I AM A MAN OF MY WORD
I am using it
That’s right, it’s the strategy
See? Now I am done
And yes, I am done, there is no downside to video games!