Don’t you think the fat person and the person isn’t really a poem anymore? Not to me!
PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON
He noticed it was the end of the world
The fat person knew there would be no computers left on the planet
So he couldn’t peek at the link
He knew he failed his mission
But he remembered his current goal
He had to find the person
AND NOW
The rocket landed on mars
All the earth’s population got off the rocket
And they all went into this oxygen full base
The fat person saw a sign that read Mexico
Which he knew was not space prison
So he had to ask around
Eventually someone told him
It was at the end of the universe
So he had to somehow get there
The only way he knew how to
Is to get taken there
He had to commit a crime
So the fat person wobbled to the rule board
It said the number one rule
Is to be a lover towards The Blog of All Blogs
So he had to find a computer
He saw a skyscraper
Millions of people where running through the door
Someone was carrying a paper with a link
It was the same one that he found on his coffee table
His instincts told him to go inside
So he squeezed through the door
He saw billions of computers
So he got on one
He went to google and searched the link
It took him to The Blog of All Blogs
He knew that he succeeded his first mission
This was the link
He read the post: I NEED COMMENTS
So he commented a FIRE ROAST
He commented that Henry was dumb
Then the alarms sounded
The police crashed through the window
“Put your hands up!” They shouted
The fat person knew this was just part of the plan
TO BE CONTINUED
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