Month: April 2018

I know it is a recurring theme, that all my titles are I hate some form of poetry. But do not worry! I have no idea what to write next. So I will do one haiku for the challenge.

THE POWER OF THE PENCIL

I don’t like pencils
They steal my electronics
I want them to go

Yay! Poem of the day done! Now time to discuss. There is no way I am making through this challenge. If it was the essay every day challenge I would do better. You saw my Declaration of Independence right? I can easily write an essay if I could write that!

Even the fat unemployed man signed it! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

You may be asking, why is there a random picture at the beginning of the blog post? And the answer is that I haven’t been using a ton of pictures lately so I will put them on the top for the remainder of the poetry challenge. Now, time for actual poetry! THE WORST POEM ON EARTH!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON POEM

After 500 tacos
The fat person saw the TV
It showed the person in prison
He knew what had to be done

AND NOW

He grasped another 50 tacos for the road
He saw his vehicle
A cheerio
He looked at the TV
The person was in space prison
He was shocked
He had to use the cheerio as a rocket ship
Or he would catch a ride from NASA
He chose to catch a ride from NASA
The fat person got on his cheerio
He grabbed a random stick
And used them both together to get from Mexico to NASA
It was a long journey
After countless years he made it
He saw that they were about to launch a space expedition
The fat person crawled through a very large window
He heard the countdown
And the fat person blasted off to space
His tacos suddenly came out of him
The fat person looked out the large window
He saw earth from the ship
It was overloaded with green
But then it burst with red
He noticed it was the end of the world
The fat person knew there would be no computers left on the planet
So he couldn’t peek at the link
He knew he failed his mission
But he remembered his current goal
He had to find the person

TO BE CONTINUED

Remember, there is no downside to video games!

We are 1/3rd through the poetry thing, I already am dieng. I must not quit because I am the super poem master. (In my dreams) I haven’t posted many pictures. Oh! I have an idea! Here is a picture.

Now I am confident, I will write the poem.

 

I DON’T WANT TO DO HAIKUS

 

Today you are missing haiku today

You may tell me that that is not de wae

Why I’m not writing this is simple

I just think there boring, Ideas don’t ripple

 

I just don’t like spending hours counting syllables

Hmm, what rhymes with syllables?

Why can’t I rhyme right now

When you read this poem you probably didn’t say wow

 

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

Hi everyone, just saying this is all true. My brother actually does this.

He attempts to kill
You can never keep him still
I have to keep on hiding
I am always whying

He always throughs a commotion
His annoyance is always in motion
You can never calm him down
He makes me have a frown

I bet most kids can relate to this. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

Now time for the plan of the fat dude. FREE VERSE AWAY!

PREVIOUSLY

He zoomed to the store
But his super powers where running low
And he fell flat to the floor
He knew he had to get to the store
So he made a plan

AND NOW

He got his trusty phone
The fat man called his new friend
It was the person from McDonalds
He almost typed his number
But a truck came
It ran into the fat person
But he was too squishy to be affected
Out of the truck came the person
He knew his friend was in trouble
So he came to the rescue
He drove his truck to the computer store
They got a computer it cost $8,999,999,999,999.99
So they stole it
The police saw them crash through the window
The fat person and the person got in there truck
The police got in there cars
They chased them all the way to Mexico
The fat person instantly noticed a taco place
He leaned over
The entire truck turned
It ran through the taco store
The fat person jumped at the cashier
While the person kept driving
The police chased down the truck
And didn’t notice the fat person
The person ran into a brick wall
Trying to get back on the road
The brick wall was a few thousand layers
So the police caught him
And took him to prison
After 500 tacos
The fat person saw the TV
It showed the person in prison
He knew what had to be done

TO BE CONTINUED

It has gotten “slightly” weird now. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

Oh well, I guess it’s time for haikus!

TERRARIA

No ripoffs onit
The best game on the planet
Makes me go crazy

PEOPLE BEING ANNOYING

I do dislike it
Why would they be annoying
It makes me angry

NOT KNOWING WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT

Why does this happen
I’m only on the third one
Can you avoid it

TRYING TO GET HAIKUS DONE BY WRITING STUFF LIKE THIS

It is how I go
I enjoy this strategy
I will use it next

I AM A MAN OF MY WORD

I am using it
That’s right, it’s the strategy
See? Now I am done

And yes, I am done, there is no downside to video games!

Hello guys! Every post in April is pretty much a poem now, so let’s get into it!

It is amazing
It makes me say wow
The games make me gazing
I just ask it how?

It is a Nintendo Switch
I just think it’s crazy
Oh wait what rhymes with switch
And where am I going to put lazy?

That was short! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

I am not good at poems. (I should stop saying that at the beginning of every post in April and I will) Meaning I don’t have a variety of types of poems to post about so today is THE MCDONALDS FREE VERSE POEM! I can’t wait to continue the story so LETS GET A MOVE ON!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE FREE VERSE POEM

But this is like 10 words which is way to little for a post
So Henry came and went into a cave and never touched my blog again
But he put his blog link under someone’s coffee table for free comments

AND NOW

The fat person found the link
He knew what he had to do
His plan was to buy a computer to search the link
Because he did not have one
He tried to get off the couch
It was a failed attempt
He grabbed his iPhone -8
The fat person dialed the number
“Hello” Sounded the man
“I need a crane” Responded the fat person
“Okay maybe in a decade” Said the man
The man hung up
The fat person was furious
He had to build his own crane
He snatched the couch cushions
And made a crane
It didn’t work
He had to use his inner super powers
The fat person flew through his ceiling
He zoomed to the store
But his super powers where running low
And he fell flat to the floor
He knew he had to get to the store
So he made a plan

TO BE CONTINUED

Remember, there is no downside to video games!

Chocolate, Locket! Frisbee, impossibility! Ugh! How am I supposed to make poems when I only do two. There is only one more type I can write, it is that weird 5 syllable, 7 syllable, and 5 syllable one. All the others sound super weird. So I will stick to these.

So I don’t have a huge thought train I will just write 5 of the 575 syllable thing.

SCHOOL

 

I am in a seat

I want to leave and go home

Ugh why am I here

 

I CAN’T THINK

 

Why can I not think

I need to improve on poems

Why is this legal

 

THE BLOG OF ALL BLOGS

 

The best blog on earth

It is pretty fun to write on

I just don’t like POEMS

 

THE TERRARIAN

 

The best book ever

I am the author of it

It is fun to write

 

THIS POST SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

 

Why can’t I write poems

I thought I could write this post

Apparently not

 

As you can tell, this is probably going to be my last post since the police will hunt me down. So for the last time, there is no downside to video games!

As you can tell from my first poetry challenge post, I am not good at poems. So I have thought of an AMAZING WAY to get through this. I call it De Wae.

Dumb
Elaborate
Ways
And
Exquisiteness

I don’t know what that means but I will stick with that. To me it means write a poem about something I saw today. (Or in my head) Oh Yeah! Derpus mentioned the illuminati which made me think of memes which made me think of the old post HERE! A POST ABOUT MEMES! Which made me think about the weird eyeball picture which made me think about The Eye of Cthulhu which made me think about Terraria wich made me think of how I made a massive chain which is a super long run on sentence I need to stop ASAP so here is your desired period.

Okay I will write a poem about why poems are weird.

Poems are awesome many think
But in my head, poems? They stink
It takes forever to type two lines
It makes no sense through my eyes

For some people it’s relaxing to them
But for my type it isn’t our gem
But in some forms it’s slightly fun
Wait, why don’t I write those? Then I’ll be done!

That is my attempt of making a poem that is not free verse. So that is why I will probably never want to makes poems in the basic rhyming way. I want to try the OTHER types too but I am pretty bad at all forms of poetry so I will have to dig into them more. But remember, if you like poems I am completely fine with it I am not a hater! And remember, there is no downside to video games!