OFFENSIVE ALERT! I have recently been told that the fat person poems are offensive. So I will offend you no longer! I will have a fake survey with the fat person. Here we go!
Henry: Hello sir we are going to ask you some questions.
The fat person: NO I NEED THE TACO!!!
Henry: No, but can you step on this scale
CRASH (The fat person breaks the scale)
Henry: Okay… Uh, can you predict the weight of this man?
Random Scientist: If my calculations are correct, he weighs more than 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion pounds.
Henry: You see everyone? I only view fat people as people that have more mass than saturn. (Not Jupiter, in my logic that is where you straight up die)
That was a small clip of a potential blog post! (Be very excited) So now time for the actual post!
PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON
The police crashed through the window
“Put your hands up!” They shouted
The fat person knew this was just part of the plan
AND NOW
Space prison was massive
It had nearly endless cells
The fat person (That is not offending anyone) knew his mission
He had to rescue the person
“Follow me to the execution center” ordered the guard
“I just want a taco.” The fat person lied
He had to go to normal space prison
To rescue the person
“Nope, you broke the number one rule” yelled the officer
“I’ll give you half a taaacooo” bribed the fat person
“Okay I will take you to the nicest cell
The fat person went to his cell he was one hundred million cells away
He had to dig through to the cell
He then remembered he was as wide as forty football fields
So he had to make another plan
He ran strait at the wall
The fat person broke through
“OMG I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN” Said a person who spent too long in prison
The fat person ran through the next wall quick
He discovered a random computer
It showed an image of a taco
He ate the computer
The alarms went off
The police stormed in
“Sir, do you know where Henry is?” Asked the police
“I think I saw a guy in a cave” responded the fat person
Then they detected a random cave floating in space
A curled up kid was inside
“You are under arrest for making a post with a picture of a taco”
The fat person then realized he ate a computer
[“Whaaaaa” asked the clueless 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982 year old] (The stuff in brackets are all in one line, but more importantly, I BROUGHT THE 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982 BACK)
“Wait sir…” Said the guard
“What” asked the other guard
“He was the kid who wrote The Blog of All Blogs
the blog we worship” responded the guard
There was a stunned silence
TO BE CONTINUED
But remember, there is no downside to video games!