You may be asking, why is there a random picture at the beginning of the blog post? And the answer is that I haven’t been using a ton of pictures lately so I will put them on the top for the remainder of the poetry challenge. Now, time for actual poetry! THE WORST POEM ON EARTH!
PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON POEM
After 500 tacos
The fat person saw the TV
It showed the person in prison
He knew what had to be done
AND NOW
He grasped another 50 tacos for the road
He saw his vehicle
A cheerio
He looked at the TV
The person was in space prison
He was shocked
He had to use the cheerio as a rocket ship
Or he would catch a ride from NASA
He chose to catch a ride from NASA
The fat person got on his cheerio
He grabbed a random stick
And used them both together to get from Mexico to NASA
It was a long journey
After countless years he made it
He saw that they were about to launch a space expedition
The fat person crawled through a very large window
He heard the countdown
And the fat person blasted off to space
His tacos suddenly came out of him
The fat person looked out the large window
He saw earth from the ship
It was overloaded with green
But then it burst with red
He noticed it was the end of the world
The fat person knew there would be no computers left on the planet
So he couldn’t peek at the link
He knew he failed his mission
But he remembered his current goal
He had to find the person
TO BE CONTINUED
Remember, there is no downside to video games!