Month: April 2018

WE DID IT, AGAIN

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Back to normal blog posts again! But we need to do one more poem.

I am a haiku
A fat dumb boring haiku
I am it’s big end

The end, now all I have to do is put this in the poetry category and I would be good.

Yes, the Terrarian. I have just gotten back into it. I took a LONG break from it to work on my Hello Neighbor Remix (Even though my brother finds it boring) But expect them to resume in May. Also, I’m sorry I left you on a cliffhanger and THEN took my break. It WILL resume, I assure you. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

BLACKOUT POEMS ON EARLY BLOG POSTS!

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I wanted to do this since I did the other blackout poem. One on my blog posts! This will be fun!

Okay, first I need to select a post.

Now I will transform it into this:

It doesn’t make any sense, but remember, there is no downside to video games! (And I also realized I didn’t end that post with my special ending, I better fix that)

THE HAIKU OF LIES

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This is a big fat lie
This is not a true haiku
Right there was the lie

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

 

 

THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON SEASON 2

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The fat person went to Taco Bell
He asked for 90 mega tacos
But he knew the cashier from 2018
“OMG OMG
Your name is the person”
He said
“What would you like” The person asked
“I want 90 MORE mega tacos!” The fat person yelled
“I have been possessed by Dr. Dienfosneideidmeodmdoyouknowdewae”
Said the person
The fat person ran out the door
He knew what had to be done
He had to save the person again
He rushed out the door
He grabbed his trusty Terra blade
And went to Walmart
“I would like a foam sword” The fat person asked
“That would be one Terra blade” Responded the cashier
They made the trade
The fat person went home to get ready

TO BE CONTINUED

But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE BLACKOUT POEM OF ALL BLACKOUT POEMS

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I wrote a new kind of poetry, it is called BLACKOUT POETRY! This was my poem.

Since it is scientifically impossible to read it I will recreate it.

An organization that enjoy butchering loggers arrested Grant for science.

If you didn’t know, I took a book page and blacked out most of the words except a few to make that poem. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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This week is my mom’s birthday, (I will not tell you the date) so I will write a poem for her! Let’s start!

I love my mom
She cares for me
I don’t know what I would do
Without her

Remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE SUPER SCI-FI POEM ABOUT A PERSON AND A FAT PERAON PART VIII

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PREVIOUSLY ON THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON

So they went through the loophole
And went back to the Milky Way
They entered earth
They went to Louisiana for some reason
And they saw a truck being chased by the police

AND NOW

“We need to hide now!” Screamed the fat person
“Why?” Asked the person
“Because there would be a paradox!” Responded the fat person
They hid in a trash can
The fat person from the past saw a bulging trash can
They just rode past
“That was awesome!” Said the person
“Let’s go to McDonalds” Stated the fat person
They all went to McDonalds
“There are the bad guys!” Screamed the cash register
There was a stunned silence
They forgot they stole a computer
“I’ll give you a taco” Bribed the fat person
“Okay, you are good guys now.” Quickly said the cash register
“I will give you one billion Big Macs” He continued
The person had one Big Mac
[And the fat person had nine hundred ninety nine million, nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine Big Macs] (You know my made up rule)
Then they went home to play there favrote video game, Lego Dora

THE END

Or is it the end, I can’t wait for the sequel! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

WHAT WILL THIS POEM BECOME?

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What will this poem become
Maybe it will be strait up dumb
I am jotting down stuff in my head
Absolutely anything it has said

I learned to floss yesterday
All of you guys better scream Yay!
Now I need to end my post
Remember kids, eat your toast

That was a weird ending, but remember, there is no downside to video games!

HOW TO MAKE AN UNINTENDED HORROR GAME

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This is quite a random post, but I had to share my wisdom.

HOW TO MAKE AN UNINTENDED HORROR GAME

1. Gather lots and lots of paper
2. Get scissors and a pencil
3. Think of a story of someone getting locked in some creepy guys house
4. Make items out of paper to make the protagonist escape
5. Also make items out of paper to make the creepy guy catch the protagonist
6. Play

If you have two people (Including you) have one be the creepy guy and one be the protagonist

If you have three people (Including you) have one be the creepy guy and have two protagonists

If you have four people (Including you) have two creepy guys and two protagonists

AND SO ON!

This is my story that I made:

CHAPTER ONE

I am invited to this party at 666. It is a weird address but I guess that is just luck. I walk inside and the door locks behind me. I slowly recognize the house. It was the house of the creepy guy who kidnaps children. I knew I was the victim. I heard talking downstairs. I saw a slot for a keycard. “This is going to be harder than I thought.” I mumbled to myself. I searched the house for the keycard. Sure enough it was under the sofa. I picked it up and put it in the slot. Now I could go into the basement. I slowly creeped down the steps. I saw the person having a meeting with creepy guys. I peeked at his desk. There was plans to launch toxic gas. But right then he peeked at me. He plunged at me and put me in a cell.

CHAPTER TWO

I woke up in a dusty prison cell. I could reach out and type in a code. I had to find anything to help me escape the cell. After a minute of searching I found a piece of paper. It read:

86394

I reached out at the password and typed in the code. I was free. I looked at the meeting area. There was nobody there, meaning the creepy guy was patrolling the house. I snuck to the stairs. I needed another keycard. I was searching for the card when I heard someone coming down the stairs. I rushed over to the closet, listening to my speedy heartbeat. After a minute the creepy guy left. I continued my search to find a keycard. I put it in the slot and I could enter the upper floor.

CHAPTER THREE

I opened up to the next floor. I wanted to access all the floors so I found the keycard for the upstairs. I entered the keycard to explore the upper floor. While I was exploring, I found a scrap of paper with another code.

Safe password:

148507

(That is not my real combination so don’t even try) I remembered a safe in one of the abandoned rooms. I tried the password revealing a note. I heard the guy coming so I hid under the bed. I read the note.

I have been hiding under the beds and closets. I hope nobody ever has to live through my pain and is forced to stay in this crazy man’s home. If you are stuck in here, then this is where I hid my stuff, in the envelope labeled NZ.

I remember seeing an envelope on the kitchen counter. I picked it up and went under the bed. I decided to put everything I find up here and put it under the bed. I opened the envelope and saw a key and a weird ritual. I picked it up in amazement. But then I dropped it.

That is all I am going to give you in fear of you copying my entire story. But if you want me to continue in a future post then comment. (Speaking of that I need some more) But remember, there is no downside to video games!