Month: March 2018

WELCOME TO WYOMING, IT IS BETTER THAN HOME WHERE YOU LOSE VIDEO GAMES

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Welcome to part II of the series! Today I will be talking about the LONG drive in a camper. Yup, that’s right, A CAMPER! So I will talk about that soon enough. I bet you all are dying to hear the rest of the story so here it is: (Why is that how I intro my post EVERY SINGLE TIME) So the plane crashes into a mountain and ricochets to the nearby airport. Once we evacuate, we walk in relieved that we survived (Well, we didn’t crash, that was for your entertainment (: )

When we got into the airport we waited for 34983394839857204357 years, and a taxi came. I got on the expensive looking bus and drove to the small town. Eventually, we found our way to the RV rental area. “Hello, Blah blah I forgot” Said the owner. “Blah blah blah I also forgot” Said my parents. Then after a long talk and a bag of cheese its we got ourselves a rented RV. Once we got in we all said WOW A CAR THAT IS MORE THAN 1X2 METERS! After a small tour of the weird gadgets. We got in and started to fill it up with fuel. As you might have guessed, it needed a TON of fuel. So after 15 minutes waiting for the overweight RV to get full on fuel, we managed to get on the road. Once we left the town we couldn’t play video games because mom wanted us to look out the window, and I was fine with that.

These mountains where MUCH cooler that the small Apalations! But soon we drove past them in my amazing seat with a table. (Except I was next to my brother who has the manners of a kindergartener) I couldn’t play video games and we rolled into an area similar to the great plains.

Eventually, Mom looked outside and regranted us video games. So we played video games into the night. (I played PVZ, my brother played geometry dash LITE, and my sister played minecraft) Later, it was 10 PM and mom told us to sleep. So we slept on our beds. (I slept in the extra bed because my bed wasn’t safe for driving. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

THE TRAMPOLENE OF TRUTH

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On a special Friday, I was in my room playing Terraria. All that wasn’t average was the wind was at the CRAZY TORNADO LEVEL

But it wasn’t even raining! No chance of a tornado, only a chance of meatballs. I just Moon Lorded away. (BRW Derpus posted about the wind, so I have the link to his blog on the DERPUS’S BLOG page as you might notice) I eventually read Derpuses blog and on the SAME DAY I saw a WHOLE TRAMPOLENE nudged in the trees.

It was SO FUNNY!!! It looked like it was set there so someone could make a VINE! It was also funny because I saw it WHEN I WAS TALKING TO DERPUS ABOUT THE POST ITSELF!!!!! We FINALLY saw something vine worthy after years and years! But remember, there is no downside to video games!

HENRY [DERPUS] AND [IDK IF HE WANTS TO BE ON MY BLOG] VS MR [PROFANITY] MAN

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Then, Henry ran to the prune juice store bought a bunch of it then went to Mr. [Profanity] man and he [Cracked] so much he exploded. Do you like that sentence in the story? I wrote it when I was in my h4 Ha 1 LIk3 mY [end] (You will see TONS of brackets in this post, too many you know what’s) stage. So in 3rd grade I thought it was a good idea to make tons of stories that lack logic and have too many “things”

(BTW I just started the book on the right today and I am going to post about my progression. every 15 pages I write is a post about 10) But the book on the LEFT is the 3rd grade books. COMPARE THEM! As you can see, one of them is made out of construction paper and has a [End] And the other has amazing artwork and an interesting title. While the other has the title The evel urinis (Uranus) with HENRY [THE KID WHO I DON’T KNOW IF HE WANTS TO BE ON MY BLOG] and [DERPUS] vs inapropreat BOY (Note: I kept spelling errors from the actual title) The plot was me, [I will just call the kid who I don’t know if he wants to be on my blog child 23873293728432943824239423889789243983494509237], and [Derpus] had a 5 year “play date.” but then we fought [End] related monsters and people. And we always ended on top. It was a weird way of “humor” but I LOVE re-reading them. I cannot believe that only 3 years ago I was laughing at [You knows] Instead of vines and memes. But like always, there is no downside to video games!

FIFTH GRADE PART IV, RECESS

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“I hate middle school!” Says a random person. “Why? I ask. “Because there is no recess!” They would respond. Honestly, the random person is everyone in the 6th grade! I wish I could say that though, my version of recess sucked! My recess is what I am posting for today’s SOL. (Please don’t comment: OMG RECESS WAS AMAZING LIKE OMG OMG I WILL HATE YOU NOW OMG OMG) But this is my recess: “Okay children, time to go to an Aperture Science simulation field- I mean recess!” Said the teacher. “Yay! Time to go to an empty field!” Yelled the students in excitement.

We all walked IN SINGLE FILE LINES! Like if walking one by the other is important. We opened the door and ran, wasting our energy while we sprinted, all the way to the Pl4y gr0UnD. Once we got there, girls were talking about lipstick and that fingernail paint stuff I don’t know the name of, and the boys were playing Sp0RTz on the f13Ld. And I was following my own path, being lonely.

It was something you had to get used to. (But then you make a blog and you get 5 comments in a day ONE DAY) I usually joined games of mulch tag by the end of the year. But what about the first 140 days? I was just walking around! But when you finish up the day you play video games because there is no downside to video games!

THE FARTHEST PLACE I EVER WENT FOR VACATION

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After I stumbled out of a wobbly, unsafe, and scary ride in a metal tube, I walked into an airport in Colorado. I AM ALIVE I thought over and over in my head. I just surpassed 3 hours of American-Tubelines. We still have to complete the one and a half hour ride in another plane to Wyoming. But for now, we get to sleep in the airport hotel.

I woke up at about 10:00 or 11:00 because the 2 hour time difference. I looked out the window to see the city near Denmark. Nobody was awake at the time so I got on my IPad so I could play some of the old Plants Vs Zombies. (UGH, the severe levels where so hard) Eventually when everybody woke up, we went back to the Colorado Airport of doom.

Later, we got onto our flight. It was an old abandoned plane that probably fit 3 families. I got on next to dad. (I hate planes, especially ones that could crash in the first 10 minutes of the flight. I waited (In fear) for the plane to run down the runway and fly into certain death. 98379873297439274923874 minutes later, we were
gaining speed. Getting closer towards death. And before you know it… We were in the air.

Afterwards, I realized the mountains made it look like we were practically on the ground. I even managed to play some PVZ (Plants Vs Zombies) and the only reason I stopped was because the level was so hard. But we still made it to Wyoming. And I am going to leave it there. So I will make this a series of this until I go home. But remember, there is no downside to video games!

BACK AT IT AGAIN

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5th Grade Part III The Party of Doom is the new hit blog post. Yup, again I didn’t have plans for the day, so today is Part III. This is pretty much the end of the year but not the end of the series. this series will go on until I lose memory of 5th grade. This is how old I will be:

But today I will be doing the end of the year party. I know what you are thinking, OMG HE HAD AN END OF THE YEAR PARTY OMG LIKE OMG 4 LIFE!!! I was happy too, I got to leave school for the 2nd last time! Then came 6th grade which was not even more than TWICE as easy! I could not spend a DAY without being made fun of for reasons I do not remember. (OMG I AM GOING TO DIE SOON) And now it was going to be over.

But the party was pretty good though, they spent TRUCKLOADS of money on it! (That explains why the kindergarten through 4th grade parties were boring) But there was the mighty Game Truck there, and that means… There is no downside to video games!

DAY 8

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Help, I can post on Mondays-Thursdays but on Fridays and weekends? Not like I am supposed to play Terraria 24/7 (Or do other homework) with Derpus but how are you supposed to fit a blog that looks like a 52849375894375824397598475984379437859487594749574957495749 page essay (I mean a long post) In one small day?

I can do it but it is super time consuming, I mean I can type like nyan cat but pictures are different on every device. So if you are posting on your ipad you will have to take a picture of your canva thing that you put on your computer, and I can’t figure out screenshots.

I find it confusing and weird! As you can tell, I am not a tech person. But if it is not confusing, there is no downside to video games!

LOSING LIFE

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Isn’t it a pain in the butt to get Fortnite taken away for a dumb reason? Well for my family you can lose anything for, anything! Like forgetting to do your homework that is due in 10 weeks!

 

And that is a HUGE thing towards me since

Most of my homework is on a device
It happens almost every day

That is why the SOL challenge (Slice of Life, not the Standards of Learning) Is even a challenge for me, those every day of march I am riding my bike (usually fun but not in winter) around the globe a few times. I still get it done but it is just harder than expected!

 

But, how do you lose it? Simple! I put a pencil on the ground. Think I am lying? Well… What proof do I have, there is also other ways like my brother sister loses it so I lose it too for some reason. But here is an example.

 

So if you have them, there is no downside to video games!

THANK YOU

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As you might notice, I am writing for the SOL challenge. Meaning most of the time I do not have time to post 2 posts. But today is a special occasion, I had 3 comments for an entire month. But one day, it changed. That three burst up to eight! I cannot believe it!

So thank you all for the feedback so I know what to change, keep doing, and to know that people actually pay attention to THE BLOG OF ALL BLOGS. But all of you, There is no downside to video games!

TORNADOS + 5TH GRADE = DISASTER

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For the challenge I usually pick out ideas the day before. But today, that did not happen. So today I decided to make a part 2 to my 5th grade life. I am thinking that every so often we will write about my fifth grade life. So here is part 2/4352398745983759423875: BAM! CRASH! “I like turtles.” Woke me up this morning. Or, was it morning? It looked as dark as the grim reapers over cooked krabby patty.

 

 

All my life I have been afraid of tornadoes, almost as much as I was afraid I would eat a rotten McDonalds meal. And it was WELL over the quota for a tornado to poke out of the sky to say England is my city.

 

 

So I walked in the rain, thunder, and umbrellas. We went into our school to a fun f1lL3D d4Y of whatever the school had to offer, It was that type of day because we were going on a field trip but Mr. Rain said no and I said I sleep in the bathtub.

 

We were fine until lightning poked out of the sky and said England is my city faster than the tornado will. Speaking of it, this next part is going to be where the obese cumulonimbus barfed out a tornado: We were eating our horrible lunch and the loudspeaker said “Hello, there is a tornado warning in the area so we are going to sing or something for you to make you kindergarteners not cry. I think you guys are happy now yay!” In an increment of time less than -32874193274932741923847398147329742374193271498 years, all the unfortunate children (including me) where running to the hallway to do our head in butt pose that is supposed to save us. The teachers were trying to teach us that tornadoes are not bad, but if they are not bad then why do THEY say supercells are really strong and take lives in science? After years and years, (I was only 10 then, now I am 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436982! Let’s say it wasn’t comfortable bieng in the but pose for 3892753065084365023497580943658924365436590843659463985743986534625098436972 years. But afterwards the cumulonimbus split into two different cumulonimbuses (Is that how you say it) and all the action was gone. (Not like I MISS it!!) So even if you are stuck in a freaky storm like that one in fortnite, there is no downside to video games!