“I hate middle school!” Says a random person. “Why? I ask. “Because there is no recess!” They would respond. Honestly, the random person is everyone in the 6th grade! I wish I could say that though, my version of recess sucked! My recess is what I am posting for today’s SOL. (Please don’t comment: OMG RECESS WAS AMAZING LIKE OMG OMG I WILL HATE YOU NOW OMG OMG) But this is my recess: “Okay children, time to go to an Aperture Science simulation field- I mean recess!” Said the teacher. “Yay! Time to go to an empty field!” Yelled the students in excitement.
We all walked IN SINGLE FILE LINES! Like if walking one by the other is important. We opened the door and ran, wasting our energy while we sprinted, all the way to the Pl4y gr0UnD. Once we got there, girls were talking about lipstick and that fingernail paint stuff I don’t know the name of, and the boys were playing Sp0RTz on the f13Ld. And I was following my own path, being lonely.
It was something you had to get used to. (But then you make a blog and you get 5 comments in a day ONE DAY) I usually joined games of mulch tag by the end of the year. But what about the first 140 days? I was just walking around! But when you finish up the day you play video games because there is no downside to video games!
I like the portal reference.