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Derperner’s Derpy Diner (Telephone Poem)

Overview: Telephone poems are a type of poem where you take a telephone number (this one is a made up number, the telephone number for Derperner’s Derpy Diner) and each number is a line and the number tells you the amount of words you are allowed to use in that line. Please read and be confused because the poem kind of makes no sense.


2      Derperner is
1      Supremely
2      Super Fat

1      He
2      Likes to
1      Eat

2      He owns
1       A
2      Diner selling
1      Frees


Just so you know, frees are the derp species’ currency instead of dollars or pounds or coins or whatever currency you use in your country.

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