Today I wanted food. So I went to beg for some. They made do tricks. I had to Shake my paw give them a high five and stand. It was torched it was so much exercise even though it only takes like 10 seconds. When they fed me i started chowing down on food. They told me to slow down so i just ignored them and ate faster. After i ate i went to the couch to lay down and sleep. I woke up in somebody’s lap. Upside down on my back. Then just went back so sleep because i am a very very very lazy dog.