I know The Silly Sancturary doesn’t post anymore but in real life he made story’s of people who are bad at games. At first I thought it was insulting but his stories are super exadurated. Like how they have so little skill that it doesn’t even mater any more. So I decided to make my own. It is going to be a terraria noob because I play that game way to much.
THE TERRARIA NOOB
It is so dumb it is unofficial
Friday, Feburary 13, 2017
At school people are talking about this game Terraria. They say it is a new Minecraft. I spend 104% of my time in my moms basement so I downloaded the game on my computer. I log in and am greeted with the start menu. I see something I’ve never seen before. It read single player, multiplayer, achievements, controls, and quit. I try to sound out the letters but I couldn’t figure it out. I decided to click the first one and see what it did. It took me to a screen that told me to create a character. I clicked the first button which took me to a color changing bar. Every time I moved the bar the hair on my character changed. I set it to green. I did that for the rest of the settings. I ended up with an entirely green character. I clicked the next button like normal and my character turned into a girl. I thought girls are descusting. Everyone else in my school claimes they stoped thinking girls were gross in 3rd grade. But I still think that. I spammed the button over and over again until I noticed it was going between boy and girl. I made it stop at boy and sighed of relief. I moved onto the next option. It just said soft core. I don’t like being called soft because pillows are soft and it reminds me of the time I hurt my head on a pillow and had to see a doctor. I wanted to get it to easy core so I clicked it. It moved on to medium core. I screamed in terror. Medium is way above my skill level. I clicked the button almost instantly. It went to hard core. That sounded more like it. I clicked the button below it and it made my character change entirely. I decided it looked okay and pressed create. I saw my character on the screen and selected him. It took me to an identical screen that asked me to create a world. I could select crimson or corruption and I chose crimson because it won an enie menie miney moe. It then let me select normal or expert. I selected normal because I felt like it. It then started to load the world.
END OF PART ONE
I am going to make this a multi part sieries. But remember, use code lazerbeam in the Fortnite item shop! (My word count was 493 so I decided to add this to get to 500)