Hello! Today I will be interviewing Connor. He is my brother, and just so you know, HE DOES NOT GO TO MERCER. Today I will be asking him ten questions about himself. Here we go!
Question 1: Tell me a little bit about yourself?
Answer: “Uuuuhhhh… I’m just gonna do this for the money because like, I’m better than everyone cause I have a robot. Yeah. And I am nice, I’m in Hufflepuff, and I’m better than everyone listening-listening to this to this. Okay? Good. I’m nine years old.” – Connor
Question 2: Who do you hate the most and why do you hate them?
Answer: Well, there’s this boy named Max, really stupid boy, like scratchy voice. You know-you know those kids? Good. Ok. So he has this scratchy voice, and one time on the bus, it’s the first time not the second time but were not talking about that today. No? Yay. Ok. And so- and one day, I not like this anymore but I wouldn’t let him sit in my seat, and he was like pushing me a little with his butt-with his belly and stuff and it was just weird. N-nothing inappropriate happened. And then he punched me in the shoulder and I punched him back and then we- and then we were fighting. He pulled me against the bus- he put me against the bus wall and I kicked him in the chest to his seat and then we just carried on with our day thanks to the SAT Patrick that saved my life. Good job Patrick. And so then- and yeah ever since then I hated him since and he’s been a little stupid boy ever since.” – Connor
Question 3: What was your greatest embarrassment?
Answer: “Uhhh ok before I say anything I just want to say this is against my will and I’m being kidnapped by my sister. Ok, so, one time during story time by the gym- at the gym at my school everyone was there like the whole third grade. And there was this story and there was questions being asked yaaas. And so like I thought like- is it me? And then he said yes cause I thought the kid behind me was- was like that. And then I was singing there for a second and then everyone looked at me and I was embarrassed a second and yeah. Ok.” -Connor
Question 4: What was your greatest achievement?
Answer: “Saving us from England, all of us Americans. Stopping WWll. And inventing the light bulb and electricity with it. Also discovering that diamonds are really dinosaurs eyeballs.” -Connor
Question 5: What are your hobbies?
Answer: “Well, one of thems to play Fortnite yay. Two- the second ones to to play with my robot cosmo yeah that’s right I have a robot all you PUNKS! Also I like to play with toys and go on my ipad and watch TV and yeah and go outside. Typical kid stuff. Not stuff like dumbos, like- the somebody-like some people out there.” -Connor
Question 6: What is your earliest memory?
Answer: “My earliest memory… So really, the first day I can remember that I actually was alive, was one day everything, it was like blurry for like two seconds, and then everything came to me. And my mom was in front of me, and I knew her name for some reason. Then I saw-and I knew my house was here for some reason. And then I saw my sister and all of a sudden I remembered my sister, and it was just cray-cray. And yeah, and that’s how my life started.” -Connor
Question 7: Have you ever been outside the country?
Answer: “ Oh yeah I’ve been to Europe and in Poland. This Summer I’m going to go to Paris. *GASP* But only in the airport tears. Aaaaaand I’ve also been on a Disney cruise. Yeah. Disney cruises a lot of them. And yeah. Save me from my sister.” -Connor
Question 8: What is your favourite book series?
Answer: “ Diary of a Wimpy Kid it’s a legend its funny. My second one is Lego Star Wars I really like that it’s just amazing it’s like funny, sad, but it’s also a little cringy which is really sad, but hey, you gotta pay a price for good books.” -Connor
Question 9: What is your favourite TV show?
Answer: “ What is my favourite TV show? You see, Teen Titans its- its really funny it’s just goofing around superheroes. And I also like Nicky Ricky Dicky and Daaawwwn. And yeah. But one TV show I-but like- what I really hate in TV shows is like, its abet between the boys and girls, but then the girls win and its STUPID. Ok.” -Connor
Question 10: What is your favourite fruit and who will you shove that fruit in the face?
Answer: “Ok. So my favourite fruit it is… PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA SPONGE – PINEAPPLE- SQUARE PANTS. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? PINEAPPLE SQUARE PANTS! I CAN’T HEAR Y- Ok you get it. I like pineapple and there all good. And I’ll shove it up Alexanders face. Also there way better than my sister.” -Connor
Well that was enlightening! Connor gave us some… interesting replies. Some of the replies, were a little bit completely not true, but when I asked him to redo it, he said that that was his final reply. One of my favorite replies is when he began singing the Pineapple song very loudly. But still, it was fun to interview him and learn a little bit more about him. This was really fun to do because we would laugh after every question.