By: Carter Steadman
I am a dog I am a cat
We are total opposites
My owners give me any things My servants are good at many things
they just built me a new wooden They always kick me off my throne
home
I love being scratched I get no sleep
behind the ear When they are near
We have nothing in common
I am grateful for My servants lock me
my wonderful family In my mansion
And all the luxurious food With nothing fun to do
I wake up early and I sleep late until I am hungry
stalk the colorful birds then scream until my cry is heard
I only dislike the vet This “vet” is an twisted person
Who puts stuff in my arm That tortures fellow creatures
Well, maybe one thing in common
But you’ll find
That despite our differences
We are both equally great pets