I was once eight years old

and I saw in the distnace

something shining with big bold

letters on it. It was Chick-Fil-A

my new favorite place in the

world. It was then that

I took my first bite. That

was the best first bite

in fast food history. I

could taste every single

flavor melting in my mouth

and instantly falling in love with

the most magnificent food

in human kind, and I felt like

I was an angle in the heavens

above, having the time of my life.