Story of my biggest catch

It all started on a saturday morning at 4:00 AM. I grabbed my lucky fishing pole and headed out to my favorite fishing spot.(I will die before any of you even find anywhere within a 10 mile radius). I tied my favorite fishing lure handcrafted from my grandpas golden tooth. (R.I.P Grandpa). I flipped the cover from my reel and casted. It was an amazing cast going at least 15 kilometers. After a little wait time of 3 hours I felt a tug.  There was a fish I threw the rod in the water and dove in and saw it the Kraken. As soon as I saw him he squared up. He tried to hit me with a right hook but I barley dodged it. Luckily I had brought my 2019 F-150 King Ranch®

I got into my truck and backed up straight into the beast. I pulled out my Rocket Fishing Rod because When you cast it, blast it with the Rocket Fishing Rod, the kids fishing rod that accurately casts its line up to 25 feet. Great for kids of all ages, because it replaces standard kids fishing poles and takes the hassle out of fishing. Just pump, launch and reel in real fish! A safety bobber keeps the hook enclosed until it hits the water, and it all but eliminates snarls and snags. Once the bobber is in the water, the lure/bait compartment opens to drop the lure/bait to the desired depth. Made with hi-tech precision engineering, the patented design and rugged ABS construction will stand up tough to outdoor use.  Recommended for ages 8 and up. More than 1 million sold. After that it was all over I pulled the beast out and ate him. R.I.P Jahseh

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