What people say about Derpus. (Note: Most  are just jokes) (Actually they are all made up) (Sorry)

“Derpus is the greatest name ever to be made!”,  Bobby Bill.

“Derpus is a kind and helpful person to me.”,  Henry (See “The Blog of All Blogs”).

“Derpus is a very smart kid and deserves lots more than he gets now.”,  Some kid at Derpus’s Middle School.

“DERPUS IS NOT UGLY UNLIKE PURPLE SHEP!”,  Purple Shep.

“Derpus is a prankster gangster.”,  Pink Sheep.

“He beat Golem in 2 different versions (Mobile and PC) of Terraria!”,  Re-Logic (They didn’t actually say that).

How Derpus thinks about Derpus.

I am a master at most video games, especially Terraria.

I get straight As at school.

I have many great friends.

I am hungry (I haven’t had lunch yet while typing this page).

I am very handsome and nice looking.

I am the nicest kid in all my classes.