I just had the spiciest sandwich for lunch yesterday. I thought,

“Hmmm, if I add mustard it will make the already spicy chicken sandwich spicier, but… I like mustard.”, so I put mustard on my sandwich and it was SPICY!!! I tried to rub the mustard and ketchup (I don’t know why I put ketchup on my sandwich, I hate ketchup) on the bread, which I hate, and my paper tray, but it was still just as spicy as before! Honestly, sometimes I just have the worst luck with food. You may be asking,

“Why didn’t you just get something other than the sandwich?”, and my answer is that the other choice on the menu was some chicken wrap, and I absolutely DESPISE chicken unless it is fried. The chicken in my sandwich was fried, so it wouldn’t have been absolutely horrible, except for the fact that it was SPICY AS HECK. Just don’t eat spicy sandwiches with mustard, okay? That’s my lesson for today. Thank You!

Chicken Salad Sandwich. Photography. Britannica ImageQuest, Encyclopædia Britannica, 25 May 2016.

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