Oh my god! I just heard the doorbell ring i’m going to check it out. maybe they’re giving out free food. Wait I have to be a lean mean barking machine. Or just be the weird creepy funny looking dog that I am. I can also try to be super nice and then when they try to pet me I can just bit them and then they will run away because I’m very scary. But I am also very very very small. I could also just be very lazy and let jackie sit on them because she is the heaviest dog i’ve ever seen.