March
19
Psycho Maniac?
What. What do you mean there’s a psycho on the loose. Oooohhh you mean Ellie. That maniac. Yeah I live with her, it’s torture. If you’re reading this get help please. Lately she’s been trying to steal my food and eat me she also tries to eat the toilet paper. She also has been pooping in the basement more than usual. She’s also been barking at herself when she see’s herself in the window. We’ve tried to stop her but she’s just too crazy. This morning she did the most savage thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life. She… rubbed… her… butt… on the…carpet.
It is kind of like living with a sibling. Sometimes they are annoying but you still have to live with them. They might get on your nerves but they are still fun to live with.