March 19

Psycho Maniac?

What. What do you mean there’s a psycho on the loose. Oooohhh you mean Ellie. That maniac. Yeah I live with her, it’s torture. If you’re reading this get help please. Lately she’s been trying to steal my food and eat me she also tries to eat the toilet paper. She also has been pooping in the basement more than usual. She’s also been barking at herself when she see’s herself in the window. We’ve tried to stop her but she’s just too crazy. This morning she did the most savage thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life. She… rubbed… her… butt… on the…carpet.


Posted 19th March 2018 by Porter in category Uncategorised

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