The Torture Sport
Posted on 15th February 2018 | By Spooder Pig | 1 response
Today I had a pretty bad day. I’m not talking about school. Actually, I had a pretty good day at school. I only forgot one of my homework assignments. Anyways, it was after school that was bad. My dad enrolled me into a sport. He thinks I need more “exercise.” First of all, nobody I know is playing the sport. Second, it’s like the hardest sport in the world! You have to do a plank for 10 seconds, and you have to be able to do five push-ups! But the actual sport is even harder. It’s track and field. You have to run! You know how hard that is for a pig. Even one with spooder powers. I started calling it, “The Torture Sport.”
I think you will come to like track soon enough. You will be really good.