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Sally the Sea Monster

Posted on 13th April 2018 | By Spooder Pig | 3 responses

I live all alone and bored down here in the Bermuda Triangle

Mostly because my only job is waiting for a ship to strangle

Most of my days I just sleep and watch T.V. because my job is really boring

Sometimes out on the shore you can almost hear my snoring

All I can do is wait for days and more days

It’s such a hard job, I think I deserve a raise

Then all of a sudden I hear a horn, I’ve waited weeks just for this

I go and strangle the ship in my tentacles, they try to shoot me but they miss

I know it’s sad, but this is their fate

I’ve had my fun, but once again, I have to wait

 

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