The Truth About My Newest Favorite Food
Posted on 8th February 2018 | By Spooder Pig | 1 response
Today at school lunch I tried a new food. They said it was called bacon or something. It was really good. My friends were all staring at me with weird faces while I ate it, so I asked them if they wanted to try it. Now all my friends stay away from me for whatever reason. When I went home I asked my mom to take me to the grocery store. I wanted to get that bacon thing or whatever it was called. As I was searching for it at the store, my mom asked me what I was looking for so she could help look for it. I told her, “I think it’s called baykin or something like that.” “You know what,” she said, “Let’s go home, we need to talk about something.” Yup, I finally know the truth about bacon. I think that now I’ll have to take a sick day from school tomorrow.
I don’t eat bacon. A lot of people like it though.