It really is sad. At the end of the school year our blog will never have a new post again. I don’t like that. There must be a way to save this blog. I never use emojis during posts except if someone comments an emoji so here is a sad face. ): Now pretend it is surrounded by a yellow circle. My blog will be canceled on June 6, one month from now. I am now going to cry in the corner.
Just kidding! We need ways to save my blog! Let’s brainstorm. Ok, this is what I came up with:
What we need:
Balloons
A cardboard box
A fish bowl
A phone
A McDonalds
A needle
An impulse grenade
String
What you need to do:
Tie a cardboard box together with string
Then, put your phone in your pocket
After that, put on your fishbowl on your head
Next, tie balloons to your creation
You should fly to space
When you are hungry order McDonalds
You should fly into a wormhole
Now you are in the past
Use the needle to pop the balloons
You should fall to earth
Throw your impulse grenade
Now you use the phone to update your blog
There, just repeat that every time you get to June
Cons:
There is no gravity in space
A fish bowl might not protect you
You probably won’t go through a wormhole
If there is space gravity you might not fall to earth
I don’t think 10 balloons will lift a McDonalds
So yeah, best plan in the world! Now I will ask Derpus about it.
“Our blogs won’t die in a month.”
He is right, they will go in 32 days. But remember, there is no downside to video games!
LCPS blogs only dies if no one posts again in it, if enough people keep posting, and enough people keep reading our blog posts, then we won’t be dead at all. In fact, Your Story Matters could become IMMORTAL. So if we keep posting we can keep the blog of Mrs. Haseltine’s sixth grade classes alive.
You keep the blog, you know. You don’t lose it, it goes FREE! Also, I don’t think 10 balloons will lift a Mcdonalds either. Probably a few quintillion will. So funny though!