on I wish I could Be eating right now
Right now, fill me up, I don’t know how
I am really craving my dad’s pasta mix
Maybe stomach wouldn’t settle for that fix
At the end of dinner I probably will still be hungry
What! Before things get funky
on Except That is a lie
This couldn’t even beat pie
Just shut up, goodBye
We have won
It is 2 against 1
Oh NO NO NO We are not done
Just stop arguing, Or We will torture you and have some fun!
If we win, you get a pun
If you win, we will eat a ton
But we will rule
And Your punishment will be cruel
Now where do you think you are going with this y’all?
This couldn’t win over oatmeal for breakfast in fall
In fact this could not beat anything at all
Everything could beat it, even if it was 10 feet tall
Just take the “L”
You are not doing well
I’m doing way more swell
I could overcome you drowning in a well
Man, When it comes to this your candy can really smell
No you are absolutely wrong
I will use your head as a ball in ping pong
Or make your face turn to smog
I really want to stuff you into a cog
In the End Mr. Flump decides to buy in
It was worth it even though he had to hit himself with a tin
So now we can finally sleep in
Tomorrow is a new day
So we will floss under our hay
Off on your way
give our candy a stay
Don’t Forget to pay!!!
on I am really, Really Hungry
I think my dad is making pasta
I am still really hungry
on I have math to do
I have to do area and perimeter
Math to do for homework
on I just realized that I don’t have a pencil Pouch
Instead I have new box that yesterday was on the couch
I lost it about a quarter into the school year
Good thing I found this box to carry all my gear
My Pouch only had one zipper And a clear cover
My new box, well that’s clear all over
on Numbers of 1 and 2
Numbers of 10 to 20, Eventually 30
Numbers known around the world
on I am staring at popcorn
I am staring Directly at veggie Straws
I’m starting at a bin
on
Help me, I feel dead
I Feel like I will fall asleep
Help me, this’ as said
on I am the amazing Haiku
No Haiku could ever stand against me
For I’m the legendary Haiku
on They are the best to eat
Why, they are one of the greatest treats
It will make you want to smell a unicorn’s feet
For, the heck of a treat will overcome any defeat
Finding one of them will be the greatest feat
Even dogs will start chasing for this instead of meat
Ice cream could never replace this in the least bit
Not sugar cubes, Chocolate, or even a make a cake kit
Even the most depressed get out of their fitt.
This also gets rid of zits
This is the stuff of legends
And Flavor will burst in your mouth in a matter of seconds
Just eat it, there is no reason to beckon
You will taste the flavor in just a millisecond
If you are hungry, get it today
So you are not stuck eating hay
IF you want, you just have to say
And then, you will start having a really good day