The year of 2015, was when everything changed… Shrek Wazowski was summoned by all the memers out there. When Shrek Wazowski was summoned, he was angry at how the world viewed him. He was consumed by rage after his creator said that Shrek Wazowski is perfect for a meme. His creator realised that he had made a major mistake, by making Shrek Wazowski. It always ran around his big house during the night, while spilling ketchup, or was it sriracha. It always made heavy breathing noises right next to the creators ear, when he was watching Shrek and meme compilations…
One day, when the creator left for work and came back, he was filled with utter terror…. The picture that was hung around his house was indescribable… The ghost was blindingly bright, emotionless, and eerie. It had no emotion underneath its hideous smile. But the scariest part of the picture isn’t the ghost. Rather, it was the unforgiving word, “ BOO!” *(queue the scary music*) It was the scariest word in the english dictionary. No one knows who created the word.
When the creator saw the picture, he couldn’t move, couldn’t speak. He was just frozen, it felt like time wasn’t moving. Then, he quickly grabbed the picture, and threw it right at the floor. Suddenly, he heard a blood curdling scream, coming from upstairs.
It was the scream of a child. The creator rushed upstairs, and saw the lights were flickering. Then he noticed the cat, who was on the chair, playing with the light. He gave Popo a deathly stare, Popo stopped immediately. When he was running to the source of the scream, he slipped. He peered down, and saw the red and sticky liquid. It oddly smelled like sriracha. He followed the trail of the sauce. It lead up to the main window of the house. When he peered through it, he saw Shrek Wazowski, dangling on a tree branch with his dear life. A little later, the creator got him out, somehow? He asked Shrek Wazowski, why he hung up the “picture”. Shrek Wazowski was confused, and didn’t know what he was talking about. Then the creator realized that Shrek Wazowski doesn’t even know a tenth of the english language. SOMEONE HAD A VENDETTA AGAINST HIM?!
NOTE, this is all fiction. NONE of this is TRUE!
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