Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the most anticipated movie of all time is finally here.  I’m here to tell you how to survive this 3hr and 2 minute monster of a film.

Bathroom Breaks

Sorry to break it to you guys, but there is no intermission during this movie.  That means there is no time for bio breaks.  Regulate the liquid you consume before the movie and try your best to go before.  If you know you won’t survive the long runtime, I recommend downloading the RunPee app.  They silently buzz your phone during a movie’s downtime, giving you enough time to escape.  The app also provides small summaries for parts you may have missed which saves you from the scramble to keep up when you get back.

Time Travel

Time travel plays a major role in the plot, but I feel like the movie fails to adequately explain it.  Marvel time travel works a lot different from regular time travel in the sense that anything the heroes do in the past doesn’t affect their world.  Instead it makes an entirely different timeline.  I wish I had a better understanding of this during the movie because it hurt my viewing experience a bit.