Categories » Poems » 2

« PreviousNext »
Posts
May the Fourth Be With You and Me
I don’t know the force, but I know the fourth It is the day where we celebrate a great movie series Where heros fight the dark side, not just a dwarf Now Disney is making more premieres! You may know the fourth, but can you wield a saber? You (More)
Derperner’s Derpy Diner (Telephone Poem)
Overview: Telephone poems are a type of poem where you take a telephone number (this one is a made up number, the telephone number for Derperner’s Derpy Diner) and each number is a line and the number tells you the amount of words you are allowed to (More)
WE DID IT, AGAIN
Back to normal blog posts again! But we need to do one more poem. I am a haiku A fat dumb boring haiku I am it’s big end The end, now all I have to do is put this in the poetry category and I would be good. More)
The 5 Days of Jolly
Today, in P.E. Someone gave to me, A candy without a Pear Tree! I will eat, today, At a lunch soon to be, 2 Dozen Craisans, And a candy without a pear tree! After lunch, it is time To blog again for you, 3 hours of writing, 2 Dozen Craisens (More)
Da Majical Candy
They’re the best to eat Why, they are one of the greatest treats They will make you want to smell Unicorn feet For the heck of a treat will overcome any defeat Finding one of them will be the greatest feat Even dogs will start chasing this inste (More)
BLACKOUT POEMS ON EARLY BLOG POSTS!
I wanted to do this since I did the other blackout poem. One on my blog posts! This will be fun! Okay, first I need to select a post. < (More)
THE HAIKU OF LIES
This is a big fat lie This is not a true haiku Right there was the lie But remember, there is no downside to video games!     (More)
THE PERSON AND THE FAT PERSON SEASON 2
The fat person went to Taco Bell He asked for 90 mega tacos But he knew the cashier from 2018 “OMG OMG Your name is the person” He said “What would you like” The person asked “I want 90 MORE mega tacos!” The fat person yelled “I have been pos (More)
Things I love: food #27
Noodle soup Omelettes Pretzels Quiche Roasted veggies Smoothies Teriyaki chicken Unsalted nuts Vanilla oreos White bread Xmas cookies Yogurt Zucchini (More)
THE BLACKOUT POEM OF ALL BLACKOUT POEMS
I wrote a new kind of poetry, it is called BLACKOUT POETRY! This was my poem. Since it is scientifically impossible to read it I w (More)
« PreviousNext »