What people say about Derpus. (Note: Most are just jokes) (Actually they are all made up) (Sorry)
“Derpus is the greatest name ever to be made!”, Bobby Bill.
“Derpus is a kind and helpful person to me.”, Henry (See “The Blog of All Blogs”).
“Derpus is a very smart kid and deserves lots more than he gets now.”, Some kid at Derpus’s Middle School.
“DERPUS IS NOT UGLY UNLIKE PURPLE SHEP!”, Purple Shep.
“Derpus is a prankster gangster.”, Pink Sheep.
“He beat Golem in 2 different versions (Mobile and PC) of Terraria!”, Re-Logic (They didn’t actually say that).
How Derpus thinks about Derpus.
I am a master at most video games, especially Terraria.
I get straight As at school.
I have many great friends.
I am hungry (I haven’t had lunch yet while typing this page).
I am very handsome and nice looking.
I am the nicest kid in all my classes.