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Bad Games · ROBLOX · Story · True Story · Video Games

Help, I’ve Lost Control of My Blog

18th May 2018 DerpusLeave a comment

I can’t make categories, pages, or ROBLOX games. Well, why would I want to do that? Anyway, I can’t update the news anymore, so I just say the latest news now.   5/18/18 Have you ever checked my post in the blog takeover on Sharing Our Notebooks? You should check it out, and all my… Continue reading Help, I’ve Lost Control of My Blog

Fortnite · Good Games · Story · True Story · Video Games

The Storm

18th May 2018 Derpus1 Comment

This is not a poem. I know that I’ve been poeting (is that a word?) a lot, but that was mostly because I had to work on a poetry project for school and I wanted to share some of the poems with you because I haven’t been posting very often (sorry). But the project is… Continue reading The Storm

Basketball · Free Verse · Poem(s) · Sports

My Thoughts About Basketball

9th May 20188th May 2018 Derpus1 Comment

This game is trash I am so bad at it Sorry if you like it But it is the worst sport You throw a ball as heavy as a tree Then somebody catches it Who’s not on your team You rage and stomp Then they shoot a basket For the fifteen-hundredth time. Your coach that… Continue reading My Thoughts About Basketball

Fortnite · Found Poem · Good Games · Poem(s) · Video Games

What Exactly is Quiet Anyway?

8th May 2018 Derpus3 Comments

It is what I should get but never have It is when people decide not to be amplifiers for their own voice It is when your eardrums don’t blow up It is made out of positivity It is the best time to think It is like reading, it is very peaceful It is like sitting… Continue reading What Exactly is Quiet Anyway?

Free Verse · Movie · Poem(s) · Rhyme Scheme · Star Wars

May the Fourth Be With You and Me

4th May 2018 DerpusLeave a comment

I don’t know the force, but I know the fourth It is the day where we celebrate a great movie series Where heros fight the dark side, not just a dwarf Now Disney is making more premieres! You may know the fourth, but can you wield a saber? You may need to sign a humongous… Continue reading May the Fourth Be With You and Me

Derps · Poem(s) · Telephone Poem

Derperner’s Derpy Diner (Telephone Poem)

2nd May 2018 DerpusLeave a comment

Overview: Telephone poems are a type of poem where you take a telephone number (this one is a made up number, the telephone number for Derperner’s Derpy Diner) and each number is a line and the number tells you the amount of words you are allowed to use in that line. Please read and be… Continue reading Derperner’s Derpy Diner (Telephone Poem)

Free Verse · Poem(s) · Rhyme Scheme

Da Majical Candy

17th April 201830th April 2018 Derpus3 Comments

They’re the best to eat Why, they are one of the greatest treats They will make you want to smell Unicorn feet For the heck of a treat will overcome any defeat Finding one of them will be the greatest feat Even dogs will start chasing this instead of meat Ice cream could never replace… Continue reading Da Majical Candy

Fortnite · Haiku · Poem(s) · Slice of Life · Video Games

The Random Ad of Randomality

16th April 201816th April 2018 DerpusLeave a comment

Fortnite gave out ads To people without the pass They gave one to me

Slice of Life · Story · True Story

The Scariest Day in April

13th April 201817th April 2018 Derpus4 Comments

BOO! Ha, gotcha. Be scared, ‘cause it’s Friday the 13th! Do you know the scariest part of Friday the 13th is? The fact that the Fortnite servers were down yesterday (or so I heard)! Also, did you know that we are all going to die on the 18th (at least that is what everybody has… Continue reading The Scariest Day in April

Poem(s)

The 5 Days of Jolly

12th April 201830th April 2018 Derpus1 Comment

Today, in P.E. Someone gave to me, A candy without a Pear Tree! I will eat, today, At a lunch soon to be, 2 Dozen Craisans, And a candy without a pear tree! After lunch, it is time To blog again for you, 3 hours of writing, 2 Dozen Craisens, And a candy without a… Continue reading The 5 Days of Jolly

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