Apple, Snapple
Linger, Finger
Boring, Snoring
Duck, Truck
Dozer, Poser
Shoes, Lose
Fight, Fright
Splock, Clock
Splash, Crash
Kay, Hay
Cheese, Louise
Cow, How
Rollie, Pollie
Guacamole.
Apple, Snapple
Linger, Finger
Boring, Snoring
Duck, Truck
Dozer, Poser
Shoes, Lose
Fight, Fright
Splock, Clock
Splash, Crash
Kay, Hay
Cheese, Louise
Cow, How
Rollie, Pollie
Guacamole.
All hail Salmon,
All powerful king salmon.
King salmon, your skin
All peachy and orange,
When I see your riches
You make me feel so
Poorange, With your
Tiki torches and
Golden porches and
Your priceless coral
Throne. All powerful
King Salmon just know
Your not alone.
As I dance, I take a stance.
As I punch I have some brunch.
As I smack I eat a snack.
As I dab, I call a cab.
As I break, I beat my steak.
As I cry, I eat a fry.
As I whip, I eat some dip
As I run, I have some fun and
Then I go to bed.
Poems can be as pointless as
a broken pencil or as meaningful
as a dream.
Poems can be as boring as
a wall or as beautiful as a
Waterfall.
Poems can be as random as
a dice roll or as organized as
a library.
Poems are like a bag of jellybeans
Many different types for many
Different types for many different
people.
Hello everyone today I will be telling you about something that happened yesterday and don’t make fun of me. Alright so yesterday at about like 6:30 or 7:00 I was bored so I started jumping on the couch, I know I’m 11 and I’m jumping on the couch but anyway, I was jumping on this one small couch we have in the family room and I jumped to the big couch we have and before I went airborne I hit my foot on the end of the small couch and I spinned a little but enough to put me at an angle were I smashed my forehead on the side of the big couch and it’s weird because it didn’t hurt much but I felt my head and I felt a bump and I ran to the bathroom and look in the mirror “WHAT THE HECK” is what I said so I Ran to my mom and said “ Mom, I hit my head” and she freaked so she threw me in the car (not really) and drove to the Emergency room as fast as she could.
I’m just going to skip ahead a little because the rest is pretty boring. The Doctor said I was going to be perectly fine as long as I don’t have any nausea or vomit, so yeah now I have this bruise on my head but it’s gotten a lot better overnight. That’s it for today and don’t forget to stay LIT.
Remember that time you said you wanted to get rich to your parents and they said “Money can’t buy happiness” well I’ve thought about it good and hard and I thought yes it can. If i was rich and lived in a huge mansion and had super cool cars I would be pretty happy and if I had an amusement park in my backyard and rode roller coasters with my friends I would be pretty happy. Think about this if you had a bunch of space in your huge mansion you could live with your friends that would be so fun. This blog post is supposed to tell people that money can buy happiness comment your opinion and don’t forget to stay LIT.
Has anyone ever noticed that in movies when they show a school’s classroom that the desks are always are always in a line and have gaps in between them, I have never in my life seen a classroom that looks like that. I’m not sure why movie directors decide to make the classrooms look like that real classrooms have like a few desks put together to make a table or the teacher actually has a table. If you have ever seen a “Movie Classroom” comment below. That’s it for today, don’t forget to checkout my other posts, and remember to stay Lit.
I’m going to Las Angeles over spring break and I’m so excited, I can’t wait to go I’m even going a couple days early. Once we get there were (My family and I) staying at a super nice hotel and I’m pretty sure it has a pool, but the best thing that we are doing there is going to the Grand Canyon, were even taking a helicopter ride over the canyon it’s both going to be terrifying and awesome. I’m so excited to go I’ve never been to the west coast and it’s going to be a great experience. That’s all for today don’t forget to stay LIT.
My weekend was awesome, from Friday to Sunday it was great.
On Friday my friend Ben came over and I haven’t seen him in forever, we went to IFLY and did some flying, he had a sleepover too. We played Fortnite and watched a movie. On Saturday we had a huge breakfast i’m talking waffles, bacon, eggs, oj, etc.
We played more Fortnite until about 1:00 pm when we went to a place called ZavaZone which is like Skyzone times 10 they had literally everything tramps, dodgeball foampit, jousting, bungee jumping, rockwall, parkour course, etc. On Sunday me and a couple of my friends went to Autobahn indoor race track and we did 2 races the first race I got 3rd but on the second race I got first and set a new personal best at 33.947 seconds which is so cool.
The clock can be awesome but it also can be torturous depends what kind of situation your in, like waiting for school to end, your having so much fun with a friend that you want it to last forever, when your waiting in the waiting room at a doctors appointment, you get the point usually the clock is annoying and it drives you crazy mostly this happens at school like when your in health class and you just want to leave the room because you are either bored or very uncomfortable, this can happen in any class you don’t like. The clock is like an evil demon taunting you, sometimes I just want to throw the clock out the window. Well that’s it for now leave some comments below about when a clock drives you crazy have a great rest of your day and remember to stay
LIT!