I have a little problem, yesterday my mom moved some of my stuff like my saucer, (it acts like a running wheel), and it started to wobble. It wobbles here, it wobbles there, it wobbles EVERYWHERE. I literally fly off of it. How am I supposed to get my exercise? Not because I’m fat, it’s because, uh, I like running! People like to do that, right? It also makes this annoying rattle sound when I run on it. It’s just horrible. Sometimes, when it gets too stressful, I just take a long nap.

My mom took this photo of me and I got to say, I am pretty handsome! Who couldn’t say no to this beauty? I think I would be a good model. It takes a lot of work to look this beautiful, but a little tip I  could give you is that you should have lots of beauty sleep.